YES, SERIOUSLY. MURPH SHAVED HIS MUSTARDBRUSH AND BATHES IN TANNING SPRAY. HE JUST DUMPS BOTTLES OF IT INTO THE BATHTUB AND LISTENS TO BILLY JOEL WHILE SOAKING. HIS PLAN IS TO TAKE OVER THE MIDDAY SHOW, AND SOMEDAY BECOME A "FILL IN" FOR TEARY. THE MOMENT LARRY HOLMES CO HOSTS WITH #DBERNSTEIN HE WILL LOCKJAW ONTO DANS DICK. IM WARNING YOU BERNSTEIN. YOU SAY YOU DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT WHAT IF THEY TRY TO CHEW YOUR CROTCH OFF? ALL I AM TRYING TO DO IS HELP, WHEN PEOPLE CALL AND ASK HOW YOU ARE DOING THEY ARENT ASKING YOU THEY ARE ASKING YOUR PANTS. I DONT WANT TO SEE MURPH WIN, BERNSIE, AND I KNOW YOU DONT EITHER... SO YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO BE YOURSELF AROUND HOLMES I MEAN MURPH IN HOPES HE JUST GIVES UP AND LEAVES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND YOU. DO IT FOR YOURSELF BERNSTEIN, DO IT FOR US.
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