he had another discussion with himself today in hopes of creating some bored traffic. well, im board, so let me answer


*So my buddy wants to know why "they" aren't broadcasting the Comet Ison (or whatever it's called) LIVE?
He thinks it's the alien mothership. I told him I'd look into it. I lied.
that's because your mothership is a whore

*So the raccoons are now hanging out with me from time to time in the garage. They love peanuts. PEANUTS.
I want to pet them but I'm scared. They also don't come close enough to do so regardless.
please do not not pet the savage animals.

*I think that more than likely, Derrick Rose is kind of a snatch.
nobody knows what this means dumbass cracker

*I no longer like Larry Sanders.
he never liked you

*I hate Brandon Jennings more than ever.
everyone hates you

*Sparky is WAY better than Bill Michaels.
everyone is way better then you

*Calvert Extra is better than Lord Calvert.
Cavaliers are better then your mom


*I love what they did for the Bat Kid. I love what he did for us.
you are the bat kid

*There's a star that I see early evenings in the South/SouthWest kinda. It's bright as shit. What is it?
space station dumbass

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

"I'm Horny"

I'll be right over

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Well since The Cavaliers are an all male drum corps I'm sure Keeping Score would take them over any female.

Was he in jail letting guys gang bang him and thus the love affair with pictures of a then 13 year female country western singer originated from? Nobody knows, except what must be his close buddies that follow their guy and do as he asks.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

keeping bored? i thought the go-to satirization of his name was "keeping your personal information, which btw he was on a quest to find b4 his defection from the CSFMB" --- yeah a bit long and definitely not euphonic but hey apropos

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Glad it took this event for some of you to see what kind of guy you are dealing with.

check those credit statements, you might have got a new Nordstroms card and not even known it!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

big, we are a crummunity here. in the future, if you know a guy aint right, tell us

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

It's not a bright star for fucks sake, it's Venus.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

space station is 3rd brightest "star" in the sky. and its in the south from where we view it. im right.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

You could not POSSIBLY mistake a space station for a star as stars do not move across the sky in relation to other stars.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Wow, what a sick piece of shit.

you could POSSIBLY look at it for just a few seconds and not realize its moving.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

No. You could not.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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BM, I'm curious how you know of the Cavaliers.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Yeah. The space station moves quickly across the sky in plain view.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaPQqCofwQc

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.