Best use of Twitter I've ever seen. If it's hard to follow, scroll down a bit on his twitter page. Start at the bottom and read the tweets going up.

https://twitter.com/kyleayers


Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
Looks like everything is done here. Thanks for following along #roofbreakup.

Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
Rachel is gone. Guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. #roofbreakup

Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
Rachel disappears around the corner into the stairwell. Guy takes a puff of his cigarette and turns to the manhattan skyline. #roofbreakup

Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"It means fucking whatever fuck I'm tired." -girl #roofbreakup

Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"So what does this mean?" -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
RACHEL IS WALKING AWAY #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Seriously this is embarrassing, I'm done" -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Stop" -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Why don't you get pizza with 'someone from work texts?'" -girl (holy shit good burn right there) #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Are we getting pizza or what? I don't mean to change the subject but are we?" -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"I can't do this. You're a waste of my time." -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
Guy's phone just blew up with texts. He immediately silenced it. Glares exchanged. #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
Head in hands. Awaits answer about love. -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"I'm not talking about love on a roof in Brooklyn." -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
Lights another cig. -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"He's just sitting on his fucking phone he doesn't care (talking about me). Answer my question." -girl (hahahahahahaha) #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"I don't think we need to talk about this up here with some random guy over there." -guy (uh oh, I'm that guy over here) #roofbreak
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Answer a fucking question." -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Look I'm not a guy who's into labels, Rachel. You knew that getting in." -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Do you love me?" -girl (OH BOY HERE WE GO, PEOPLE) #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Seriously?" -both, a lot #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Yeah but what is, like, living together? Like what's an apartment mean? You know what I'm saying?" -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Are we going to live together?" -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Just tell me what you want but don't make it something fucking gay" -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
This guy is four cigs deep right now. #roofbreakup #teamrachel
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"My roommates are always like 'wheres your boyfriend?' And I'm like 'hmm' and stuff." -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Stop shivering." -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"I guess I'm the only one who doesn't realize how awesome you are." -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"You think I'm immature? Calling people immature is immature!" -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"I can't think in terms of like, time and shit, Rachel." -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Do you see yourself living with me within a year?" -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Say something else about my fucking wardrobe" -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Ok so those were the only times I lied to you. Right? We can agree on that?" -guy #roofbreak
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"I don't want a baby or anything. Not yet!" -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
:cannot understand: -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"I just sometimes want to hang out with my friends and my not you friends" -guy
#roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"You don't need to see my phone to trust me" -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Let me read it then, give me the phone" -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"ITS A TEXT FROM MY COWORKER. A WORK TEXT" -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"You're so cruel sometimes!" -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Everyone told me New York wasn't for me." -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"I can't be with some who is so ugh what ugh stop" -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"You never let me talk!" -both #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"NOT ON THE ROOF" -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Don't let me live with them then!" -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"Your roommates are fucking assholes" -guy #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
"I'm not looking for marriage, just what's right below marriage" -girl #roofbreakup
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Kyle Ayers ‏@kyleayers 16 Nov
A couple is breaking up on my roof right now. I was just trying to enjoy the view. Now I will live tweet the breakup. #roofbreakup

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Wow!

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no way i read that

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

HEre's a much easier way to read it. Saw this last night. Hilarious.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/1 ... f=new-york

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One picture would have been good

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I can send you a nice rooftop picture.

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Its funny, but the references to the dude make me think it could be fake or at the least set up

typical fuck-buddy couple conversation. they'll be back to being fuck buddies by the weekend.

if he had more money she would be begging him to marry

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Never underestimate the ability of a ho to turn a trick when REAL MONEY's at stake--I think she'd have him popping the question.

As it is, he's good enough of a lily pad for her use as a staging area to shop around for her prince until she hits her sell-by date.

Easier to read than many of the sini posts.

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