Portage, Indiana anyone?

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

spmack wrote:

DDave was severely overrated, RPB.

Tell me you weren't riveted by that "giving Dan McNeil a spot" story. You can't do it.

Not to mention you could count on a board fight pretty much every day at 915 after Dave logged on at 9

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Q.Bovifs wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

The main thing everyone knows about is how they're anti-Illinois. They HATE Illinoians and according to my Grandma, it's not just a myth. She says some of her friends even pretend they're Wisconsin.

She says there's no need for that though as long as you just make an effort to give a shit about their ways, which is something I guess that most Illinois tourists don't do. You say you know some Hillbilly, which is great. Use it. Even if you try to speak in awful, broken twang, they'll appreciate the effort and be nicer to you. She's seen a citizen point an Illinoian in the wrong way to after asking directions because the Illinoian was speaking in English in an normal way (Like why are you such a toothless hillbilly, bitch tone).

Be nice and respectful towards their culture and all will be good. You should have a great time being into farm animals and spit tobacco and all. I've always wanted to go.

Oh, and yea, leave the white gym shoes at home.

No bigger MessageBoard faux pas than to fail to give attribution to your source:

viewtopic.php?p=1861460#p1861460

Incorrect. You dont announce what you're parodying. That kills the joke.

Brick · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:33 pm

Wow. Our posts are very similar.

Hank Scorpio · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:34 pm

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Wow. Our posts are very similar.

Well done John Shooter.

Brick · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:36 pm

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Wow. Our posts are very similar.

Well done John Shooter.

Is John Shooter Ugie's real name?

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:45 pm

I'd argue that the biggest board faux pas you can make is to start a bunch of nonsense threads/polls IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS

Hawg Ass · **Joined:** Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm **Posts:** 30328

Dammit Brick!!

denisdman · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:49 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

I need you to find a guy and take some pics. PM me

Are you paying a livable wage?

Brick · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:50 pm

denisdman wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

I need you to find a guy and take some pics. PM me

Are you paying a livable wage?

YOU HAVE TO ATTRIBUTE THAT TO ME! FAUX PAUX!

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

denisdman wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

I need you to find a guy and take some pics. PM me

Are you paying a livable wage?

15$/hour plus benefits

Benefits= Working for a Champion

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

denisdman wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

I need you to find a guy and take some pics. PM me

Are you paying a livable wage?

YOU HAVE TO ATTRIBUTE THAT TO ME! FAUX PAUX!

Honestly, Panther was just looking to take a shot at you

Can you imagine if SNL skits, Airplane like movies or parody posts started off explaining they're a parody?

I cant think of any better way to completely ruin the joke

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:54 pm

Agreed.

Explaining parodies is for the other board.

Brick · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:35 pm

I was in the same bar exam study class with Hockey Gay. Basically shot the shit with him on break pretty much every day for a whole summer. Really nice guy. He didn't smoke, but he would step outside with the smokers just to hang out.

Darkside says that he is 6'1", BTW. I would say that he is at least 6 feet.

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:26 pm

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I was in the same bar exam study class with Hockey Gay. Basically shot the shit with him on break pretty much every day for a whole summer. Really nice guy. He didn't smoke, but he would step outside with the smokers just to hang out.

Darkside says that he is 6'1", BTW. I would say that he is at least 6 feet.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:27 pm

I think Darko is taller than 6'1"

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:43 pm

Very well done Brick.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I was in the same bar exam study class with Hockey Gay. Basically shot the shit with him on break pretty much every day for a whole summer. Really nice guy. He didn't smoke, but he would step outside with the smokers just to hang out.

Darkside says that he is 6'1", BTW. I would say that he is at least 6 feet.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Q.Bovifs wrote:

Not true at all. Not everybody reads every single thread. Maybe link the original in tiny type.

. . . unless you're into the whole "Midwesterner Inside Joke"-type thing.

Im not gonna argue about it. I think its funnier not to say.

Portage, Indiana anyone?

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