How can Jay Cutler be week to week when he's been ruled out on Monday for 3 straight weeks?

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I just imagined Bernsie being shouted down by his doctor they way he shouts at dumb callers.

Dan has said that his doctor banned him from using WebMD.

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"It's pronounce MEH-niscus! If you're going to misdiagnosed yourself, at least get the terminology right, idiot! Goodbye."

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Kinda like a hooker banning her john from fucking his wife.

WebMD's for provincials. He's got articles about reports now!

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Everyone knows that real doctors and basically doctors use pubmed.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That must be his watered-down term. I remember Bernstein, early in his WSCR career on weekends, using the term "Big Black Bitch" as the kind of athlete GMs should be going after ...and I remember subsequent callers ripping him, one saying he was embarrassed to have his kids hear something like that.

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I would love to hear them come back from commercial with a mashup of Doug Buffone saying McCow-in 599 times last night....and have Dan comment.

Also, lol to drinky's "insider" information that Cutler is, indeed, out for the year. Love when the station takes shots in the dark -- it's a win-win. It comes true = see, I knew. It doesn't come true - well, that's the information we had at the time. This show is certainly the worst when it comes to this. Mulligan seems to actually get info, but outside of that it's a bunch of breathy McGrostrawski's and Dan and Teary.

I'd love to see what would happen if McCown continued his string of 100+ qb play, led them to the playoffs, but then Cutler was declared physically ready for the first playoff game.

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I remember that happening (maybe not that specific call, but someone calling to tell him they thought it was wrong for him to use that term) during one of his Sunday morning shows.

Add Dan's mancrush Bowen to the list of meatballs that say McCow-in. Why not scream at him, Dan, it's such an attack to pronounce the guy's name incorrectly --- call out Bowen.

It's amazing that people can't say his name right, but Dan's continued on-air hissy fits at callers about their inability is such garbage if "genius" experts like Bowen can't get it right.

this Hoge guy - his voice is really irritating. like nails on a chalkboard.

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The content is fine but he usually sounds like he just woke up.

He's the worst. I don't think there is anything about his content that is even close to "fine", and his creeky "ehhhh, well, I watched the film twice and, ehhhhhhhh" sucks hard.

It's an absolute mystery how this guy is on-air all of the time. Why exactly do we care how this guy breaks down game film or what his insight is? Bizarre.

Also, he thinks Lance Briggs was on the field yesterday - and continued to be puzzled when called out on it by Dan.

B&B were blowing smoke up KC's ass for some reason. One of the few (only) guys in the traditional media they haven't alienated.

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You guys. Sometimes you get necrotic tissue in there.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Even KC can't spin this. He's speechless and chuckling.

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He RT'd one of Dan's. Really. Smart. Basketball. Thoughts.

Big. Boy. Tweeting.

Also added to Bernstein Bingo would be "here's an email/text from Schmutzie/Scott from Davenport/Ahmir"

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Philistines.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

systemic

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Props to Chris Long for watching out for his brother. Family > Team.

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If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone reference proprioceptive trust on a sports radio show.

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I don't remember, it's all a blur as these things tend to be, but I may have misspoken to a doctor once and referred to proprioception as "prioperception" and made a complete ass of myself.

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Did I hear Terry ask why they scheduled last night's game in New England? The schedule is a set formula for years and years. And don't both teams play in the same weather? Maybe Manning should have signed with a dome/warm weather team.

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Yes. It's set except for 2 games each year

You rotate complete divisions in each conference along with your division games. That's 14 games set each year. Then the other two games are from the other 2 divisions in your conference. Set by records. 1st place team plays the 1st place team. 2nd place play 2nd place.

The reason Brady and Manning always meet is because they always finish in 1st place in their divisions.

Terry is an idiot.

terry was saying why do they always play in NE. I don't know if that is true.

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They rotate it home and away when it naturally comes up the standard division rotations. Those 2 games that are set by records can be back to back home games for some reason. Don't have an answer for that.