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bigfan

Post subject: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:11 pm

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Sunday night driving home late at night. Thats when WSCR tries to cram in all the PSA stuff they claim they provide for the 'community'. Score values ring a bell?

Anyways, I hear this Joan Rivers (or impersonator) talking about picking up a young stud for the evening. The joke being she is 78 and looking for a 70 year old.

Lotsa bad jokes and she says do you have protection? he says he is wearing depends (honk honk, thump thump)....she says NO a condom, he says I own a Condominium!!!

Then the late night version of the big voice guy comes on and says there is an issue with elderly in homes having unprotected sex and spreading diseases, talk to your grandparents about protection.

85% real, 15% joke? So strange, not really sure if was real.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:15 pm

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:20 pm

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NearWessSideHussra wrote:

Yup, thats why it was kinda memorable.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:23 pm

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bigfan wrote:

Sunday night driving home late at night. Thats when WSCR tries to cram in all the PSA stuff they claim they provide for the 'community'. Score values ring a bell?

Anyways, I hear this Joan Rivers (or impersonator) talking about picking up a young stud for the evening. The joke being she is 78 and looking for a 70 year old.

Lotsa bad jokes and she says do you have protection? he says he is wearing depends (honk honk, thump thump)....she says NO a condom, he says I own a Condominium!!!

Then the late night version of the big voice guy comes on and says there is an issue with elderly in homes having unprotected sex and spreading diseases, talk to your grandparents about protection.

85% real, 15% joke? So strange, not really sure if was real.

STDs among old folks is actually a pretty serious problem. None of them use protection because there's no chance of pregnancy, but they are passing all kinds of other bad shit around. Blame all this shit on viagra.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:24 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

bigfan wrote:

Sunday night driving home late at night. Thats when WSCR tries to cram in all the PSA stuff they claim they provide for the 'community'. Score values ring a bell?

Anyways, I hear this Joan Rivers (or impersonator) talking about picking up a young stud for the evening. The joke being she is 78 and looking for a 70 year old.

Lotsa bad jokes and she says do you have protection? he says he is wearing depends (honk honk, thump thump)....she says NO a condom, he says I own a Condominium!!!

Then the late night version of the big voice guy comes on and says there is an issue with elderly in homes having unprotected sex and spreading diseases, talk to your grandparents about protection.

85% real, 15% joke? So strange, not really sure if was real.

STDs among old folks is actually a pretty serious problem. None of them use protection because there's no chance of pregnancy, but they are passing all kinds of other bad shit around. Blame all this shit on viagra.

So it was a real PSA.!

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:53 pm

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Edith was a wonderful woman and up until she let 8 guys go in bareback after canasta she was healthy. It's really a shame, cancer free but died of AIDS.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:57 pm

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She would have to be really vibrant. So vibrant, she'd be spinning.

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Telegram Sam

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Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:04 pm

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I really wish I would have heard this before I met all of your grandmothers.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:12 pm

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bigfan wrote:

NearWessSideHussra wrote:

Yup, thats why it was kinda memorable.

Be cool in a DFW-Infinite Jest kinda way if it was actually for something unrelated, like online poker or, if it was WSCR, some sort of deadbeat money scam, e.g., do you owe taxes/payday loans/student loans/overdue library book fines.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:14 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

I really wish I would have heard this before I met all of your grandmothers.

ut-oh, not looking forward to granny going on and on about Telegram Sam at turkey day dinner Thursday.

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:52 pm

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ha, i like how the scores still sells PSA commercials to vendors at what I hope is a severly discounted rate (being its on sunday nights).

post the audio to that one, sounds great

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:53 pm

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Well, if I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something goin'.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 3:54 pm

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I need to quit my job and go into wholesaling tubs of lube to the old folk's homes.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:00 pm

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spanky wrote:

I need to quit my job and go into wholesaling tubs of lube to the old folk's homes.

might be able to unload some ginseng in bulk too if you have any

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:05 pm

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Telegram Sam

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Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:12 pm

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Weird PSA on WSCR

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:31 pm

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Rob Riggle was hilarious in the Internship (Vince Vaughn & Owen Wilson). He was a wheelchair salesman who bragged about schtooping old women to sale a chair.

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