“My boyfriend (now husband) and I were in Florida on vacation. He had hinted he might propose, so I was expecting it the whole two weeks we were there. One day he got down on his knees by the bed and I thought he was going to propose;he instead just wanted to ask me jokingly if we could have sex.”

-- Shannon

What a bunch of dicksmacks.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Somebody who doesn't have to spend holidays driving to and from Indiana.

that is a failure of a joke. A person who had to do that would probably want to spend a two week vacation with a girlfriend.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

I did a one week vacation with my gf back in '98. Married and divorced her 9 years later.