shakes wrote:
For the record I think the worst is the golf dad because for one, his daughter is about 9 years old. And on top of that she's pretty fucking awesome yet he is absolutely ruining her with his attitude. Golf is one sport where your emotional frame of mind is more important than any other sport. You can't play golf mad, not if you have any hopes of being good. Yet her dad is constantly freaking out every time she has a bad shot and its starting to rub off on her and she is starting to lose it as well.
But that said, the football dad is pretty bad too. Pretty sure his kid is going to kill himself one day...and he might be gay.
Basketball dad is also awful, but at least his kid is starting to rebel against him.
Tennis mom is just a straight out jesus freak, a whole different level of fucked up. Her kids will either buy all in to her insanity or grow up to be school shooters.
To me the worst one by far is football dad. He's clearly the most intelligent and sophisticated of the bunch. He's just a straight-up control freak asshole.
The golf and basketball dads are uneducated morons who think they are giving their kids a better life than the ones they had. And what's up with those frosted tips on basketball dad?
The tennis mom is some hippie-Christian weirdo. Her kids weren't that good and it seemed like she came to terms with it at the end.