Hawthorn (mall, not racecourse) seems to have about a hundred Lubavitchers milling about at any given time.

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Im sorry, but I am just a fan of Jewish people in general. I like them.


When I did live in Rogers Park for that year, I took the Metra to work. Me, a black lady, and 40 jewish men. I used to love to just listen to them talk. They made a lot of sense

Tanihill missed a chance here. As soon as Bernstein finished saying "I just don't think Derrick Rose is very smart" he should have hit the "You're a Racist" music that had always been used for Mike North.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb4P-MZMzJs

Would have been funny as hell. Listeners would have loved it. Spiegel would have been cracking up.

I don't know why they retired that drop. Comedy gold every time.

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By the way, why don't we have a word to describe people who hate Christians. We have "anti-semitic" to describe those that hate Jewish people.

I am hear by adding "anti-Christitic" to the English language to describe Bernstein and his kind.

Anti-Seacrests.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Please call into B&B with that. "Hey Dan, Bryan here, big fan of your people."

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Very. Smart. People.

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I would submit that there are a greater percentage of Jewish people hating Christians than Christians hating Jewish people. There are a lot more Dan Bernstein's out there than you might think.

We deserve a word, dammit!!!!

No, the stupid part is Dan says he doesn't push his religious beliefs on others. Rose isn't doing that, but Dan is pretending like he is. Helps the narrative.[/quote]

Amen!!!

Those that hate Christians are referred to as BERNSTEINOLOGISTS...."yeah I came up with that all by myself YO!"

Speaking of comedy gold, I think my all-time favorite drop on The Score was when the Heavy Fuel Crew would play "One toke over the line, sweet Jesus..." following a caller's nonsensical comment. Cracked me up every time.

Did McNeil ever play it post-HFC?

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And press buttons on the phone while you do it.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I've started to think drinky pushes the buttons during most of the calls. It just happens too often. And don't say "the callers are idiots". Why doesn't every other caller on other shows beep constantly?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein 2h
I have never seen "A Christmas Story." They can stop talking about it any time now. #Bears

Tweet earlier today...

Proof once again Dan HATES Christians...

But A Christmas Story really is bad and annoying and overrated and overexposed.

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But how would he know?!? Just more bitching & moaning to work out the narrative.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Hey, you know that thing a lot of people like?



It sucks!

And it's your opinion..which you are entitled to and just like when Dan says something or YOU say something doesn't make it so for everyone.

I've never seen it in full, just bits and pieces from those terrible 24-hour marathons, but I've seen enough to know that it isn't worth my time and the rest of the world can kindly shut the fuck up about it any time now. Leg lamp, BB gun, licking a pole, okay, I get it. I can't think of a better way to articulate it, because it's meant to be a fairly precise subphylum here, but families who really worship the watching of A Christmas Story tend to be, like, those families who can't modulate their voices at the dinner table. It's a certain type.

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Well played SIR!!! BTW is that Sandusky or Bernstein?...DOH!!!

Interesting. How...Bernsteinian of you.

The return of the prodigal ALSer.

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Well said. The best way to judge a movie is to see random scenes over multiple years and then make strong opinions. The movie is stupid because it is about a guy licking a pole and a furnace that shoots out black smoke. Who cares?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I find the movie cute as hell. In fact, just last night, we got into a screaming match at dinner about Scut Farkas' braces. No goddamn way a 1940s, low class, ruffian like him would have had braces. It became quite heated.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

You just proved Curious' thoughts correct. What grown ass man wants to see a "cute" movie?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

It proves nothing, other than you being wrong, once again.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

This is perfect. It doesn't matter what it is.

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I truly truly hate that movie. And I have seen it all the way through.

Now it bugs me that Dan feels the same way.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

on the positive side it makes me feel much better about liking it.

Curious Hair did sound just like Bernstein in his reponse

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