It is snowing. Roads are wet, but no snow building on the roads. Maybe 1/4" dusting on the grass and sidewalks when its all said and done.

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

ok we maybe have about 4-5 inches on the ground right now. And you should hear people. You would think it is 40. And no one down here knows how to really measure snow. Half of them find the largest show drift and measure that.

A friend of my wife on facebook just reported "We got 14 inches on the ground and maybe another 6 more coming."

Now I don't know about where you are and the equipment they have, but I know where I grew up there was no snow removal equipment. So, if you can't get rid of it, it can seem like a lot.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

yeah I know. We got snow plows. A bigger issue here is they do not really have a lot of salt or stuff to treat the roads. We really need a giant salt pile.

The giant salt pile highly underrated, that is for sure. Also, people down there truly do not know how to drive in that stuff and truly should stay inside.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Snow finally stopped here with around 8-9 inches. That is more snow than we have had the last 2 years combined. Crazy.

First time since I have lived in Missouri that I wished I owned a snow blower.

Where in Missouri do you live? Here in Knob Noster we didn't get anything...

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Saw the seasons 1st car in a ditch......while headed uphill.

Just about 2 inches or so on the ground here and everyone is driving like a dumbass. I saw 5 or 6 accidents on the short trip to Menards.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL
317 PM CST TUE DEC 10 2013

OGLE-LEE-DE KALB-KANE-DUPAGE-COOK-LA SALLE-KENDALL-GRUNDY-WILL-
LAKE IN-PORTER-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...OREGON...DIXON...DEKALB...AURORA...
WHEATON...CHICAGO...OTTAWA...OSWEGO...MORRIS...JOLIET...GARY...
VALPARAISO
317 PM CST TUE DEC 10 2013

...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT
TONIGHT TO 10 AM CST WEDNESDAY...

* TIMING...SNOW WILL SPREAD EAST ACROSS THE ADVISORY AREA
BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 4 AM...PEAKING IN INTENSITY OVER NORTH
CENTRAL ILLINOIS BETWEEN 3 AND 6 AM CST...AND OVER THE CHICAGO
AREA BETWEEN 4 AND 8 AM CST.

* ACCUMULATION...STORM TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATION 2 TO 4 INCHES.

* MAIN IMPACT...SNOW WILL RESULT IN TREACHEROUS TRAVELING
CONDITIONS FOR THE WEDNESDAY MORNING RUSH HOUR...WITH SNOWFALL
RATES OF ONE HALF TO ONE INCH PER HOUR POSSIBLE WITH THE MOST
INTENSE SNOW.

* OTHER IMPACTS...VERY COLD TEMPERATURES WILL MAKE REGULAR NON-
TREATED ROAD SALT LESS EFFECTIVE...WITH COLD TEMPERATURES
RESULTING IN SNOW IMMEDIATELY ACCUMULATING ON ROADWAYS.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY MEANS THAT SNOW WILL CAUSE TRAVEL
DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SNOW COVERED ROADS...LIMITED
VISIBILITIES...AND VERY DIFFICULT TRAVEL CONDITIONS.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Tomorrow is supposed to be a fairly substantial bag of pig shit all around .... but to hear these newspeople breathlessly tell us that they'll be on early to get us through the impending morning rush, keeping in mind 2-4 inches is all anybody anywhere dares call for, you'd think it was fucking Georgia, or even Missouri.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fret over my 0.8 mile commute.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A WIND CHILL
ADVISORY...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 6 PM THIS EVENING TO 5 AM CST
THURSDAY.

* TIMING...SNOW WILL END BY MID MORNING OVER THE CHICAGO METRO
AREA. STORM TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATIONS WILL GENERALLY END
UP IN THE 1 TO 3 INCH RANGE.

* WIND CHILLS...TEMPERATURES WILL FALL INTO THE SINGLE DIGITS THIS
AFTERNOON AND BELOW ZERO THIS EVENING. MODERATE NORTHWEST WINDS
WILL RESULT IN WIND CHILLS OF 10 TO 20 BELOW ZERO THIS AFTERNOON
FALLING TO 15 TO 25 BELOW ZERO TONIGHT

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A WIND CHILL ADVISORY MEANS THAT VERY COLD AIR AND STRONG WINDS
WILL COMBINE TO GENERATE LOW WIND CHILLS. THIS WILL RESULT IN
FROST BITE AND LEAD TO HYPOTHERMIA IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN.
IF YOU MUST VENTURE OUTDOORS...MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A HAT AND
GLOVES.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

IF YOU MUST VENTURE OUTDOORS...MAKE SURE YOU WEAR A HAT AND
GLOVES.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.