"You just make sure you have the water all taken care of, champ"

Nice

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Sadness. I hope he has success somewhere else.

He will eventually end up in Oakland. It's got to be.

Best backup in the NFL!

They suck. Most teams suck though.

I'll miss the guy

He was an automatic two wins every year.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

9/10, great b8 m8! when rpb goes fishing he brings that primo shit to get the best lure!

but yeah as i've articulated elsewhere, #McClown nation (not calling McCown McClown, moreover i'm calling for the ppl who want him to start over a healthy cutler #McClowns) is chock full of the idiots who were like "you know i think we've got something in that kyle ortman" and were pining for him all throughout late05-early07 and then again in 09 when the bears wasted those draft picks to get that douchebag cutler.

i've come to the conclusion tonight that en masse bears fans don't deserve to have a franchise quarterback. i get that you lot were sold a bill of goods in 2009 and you expected the guy to show up over here and upon donning the uniform immediately turn into peyton "cool brees" brady and singlehanded will a team bereft of wide receivers and offensive linemen to multiple super bowl titles.

so despite cutler spending 3 seasons here essentially playing overglorified games of smear the queer (and as i pointed out b4, the guy has a man bag and a kid named camden.... i'm not sayin i'm just sayin..... #TonysDeli) he had a slughtly better 4th season (thanks in large part to having a #1 WR) and now with a quality pass-blocking o-line and a proper offensive coach who figured out how to utilize alshon jeffery, well go figure that cutler was on pace to have his best season in chi, and having the reasonable expectation for him to get better and better week after week, yeah, i feel confident in saying he was gonna bust out with a career year this year and then turn the corner and take his game to a new plateau....

but then he hurt his vagina and #McSaviour came in and showed everyone that you don't need a big arm, quick feet, speed, and the ability to consistently throw accurate balls DOWNFIELD while on the move....... nope. all you need is the vision to not lock in on one receiver (cuz seriously you have 1 more. and then earl's out there for like 30 plays, 28 of which are merely a decoy. oh and btw even marquess wilson's family hasn't seen him since training camp) and uhhhh yeah hey, what do you know? give a solid quarterback roughly 7+ seconds to throw the ball on every play, give him receivers who don't have anyone within 3 yards of them 90% of the time, and oh yeah btw those two receivers he has are pro-bowl receivers..... and yeah man, who knew that all you had to do was build a complete 30ppg offensive team around an offensive-minded head coach who has actual experience calling offensive plays (unlike, say, mike tice) and BLAM whaddya know, all you gotta do is insert josh mccown and you've got a complete 30ppg offensive team built around an offensive-minded head coach who has actual experience calling offensive plays (unlike, say, mike tice)

tl;dr = i'm an idjut for forgetting that a good solid % of bears fandom once was saying "i don't know but i think we've got something in that hutchinson guy" or better yet i remember the headlines from when i was a kid: "DOES P.T. STAND FOR "PLAYING TIME"??" (sorry i'm still bitter cuz i was am and forever will be a will furrer guy) and uhhhhh yeah i mean, seriously, just like when i saw the (staged?) USA! USA! USA! celebration outside of the white house on may 1 2011 and realized the need for human subjugation in contemporary society, tonight will quite possibly go down as the night that i realize that the chicago bears fandom doesn't deserve to have a franchise quarterback.

cuz i'm not saying that jay cutler is an elite franchise quarterback.... hell i'm not even gonna say he's in the first or second tier of franchise quarterbacks.... but make no mistake he is a franchise quarterback, and i swear to god at some point in his career somebody's gonna get the most out of him when he finally puts together an injury free year (think robin van persie here) and when he does.... man. you know, he's the quarterback that the bears will need in january.... but not the quarterback that they deserve right now.

seriously, when mccown's getting his ass sacked and he's coughing up the ball in the first round or 2 of the playoffs.... or simply unable to hang in a shootout with n'awleans or someone of their ilk.... that's when then and only then people might start to realize that maybe they need that douchebag asshole fake as fuck bears quarterback..... that burrito with the permanently hurt vagina.... you know, camden's father.

naaahhh who am i kidding mccown could go 17/33 for 168 with 1TD 1INT and 2 fumbles lost in a 41-23 first round playoff loss and people would still say "hey that mccown really showed me something when he got us into the playoffs and now you save all that cutler $$$ and spend it on some defense and with mccown out there we're in business"

just don't ask them who backs up mccown next year otherwise their head might explode.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

McCown may not be a long or even short term answer, but the Jay Cutler era should be over. Either McCown is awesome or this offense doesnt need a great QB. Either way spending money to keep Jay makes no sense

But Jay can throw the ball really hard !!!

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I don't know if he's awesome or not, but he sure isn't the bum you'd think he is if you listen to B&b everyday. He's a guy who has been around and never had a real chance. This isn't the first time that ever happened.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

90.7

That's his lowest rating of the year. I dont listen to much Wheezy and Boo Boo anymore but they're trolling. I think its a combination of the weapons around him and a lot of experience. He's not great, but he'll do for now....and maybe longer.

Yes! Finally people are on board. let Cutler walk at season end...don't offer him any contract whatsoever .

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Nah it's easier to go with he's a puss armed slow tiny white dude who is only making plays because of the huge black studs he's throwing to. The same ones that Cutler throws to mind you but Jay only makes those plays because of the sheer awesomeness of his aura .

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I think I would want to hear Jay's contract demands before telling him so long.

Maybe the Bears can spread the money out so they don't take a big hit next season. I hope something can be worked out. Having 2 competent QB's in this day of the pass happy NFL is not a bad thing.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

You're omitting Trestman's role here. I think McCown's stellar play, while great on an individual level, is also a testament to Trestman's coaching and the way he prepares his QBs, which has been his reputation. What McCown/Trestman have done is convince those who believe(d) Cutler should stay (me included) that there can be hope with a different QB next year.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

As long as Trestman is coaching, we don't really need to discuss that part of it. He'll be coaching whoever is playing quarterback. That isn't a pertinent factor.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Yes, of course I mean Trestman's system combined with the weapons. My mistake.

I don't think its over quite yet, but his era is definitely in critical condition and if McNown has another 100+ rating with a win against the Browns, its probably time to give #6 his last rites as a Bear.

Agree with Spaulding though. I hope he has success elsewhere. I'll be rooting for him unless he plays the Bears.

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You two just love Jay Cutler.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Can't speak for frank but yeah I do. Kyle looked good last night.

Damn. I went to bed right before he got in the game.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

In a garbage time TD? You would have been trying harder out there than the defense at that point.

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I'm making fun of rick. Should have used the sarcasm font.

Thanks for the effort Jay. Good luck in Tennessee

Needed more than 7 in the first half. Once again, his slow starts hurt the team regardless of what he does in the 4th quarter. Wouldnt need big 4th quarters if he was better earlier in the game.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He was decent, but nothing he did today was gonna change my mind anyway.