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IkeSouth

Post subject: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:29 pm

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the other day there was a full sized sedan with decals that made it look like a local police car, just sitting there in my driveway. backwards. looking at the street, obviously watching for criminals abroad

now today there are fresh tire tracks and this time they pulled all the way up to the house. nobody got out. tracks show it turned around and took off the other direction up the street.

if it was just a u turn, they wouldnt have pulled all the way up to the house. it also appears to be truck tracks, but they could be full sized pig sedan as well.

if nobody hears from me again the password is hevetticabythewaistside65

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:33 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:19 am
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pizza_Place: Jimmy's Place

<insert your choice here> is a hell of a drug

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:54 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Santa Clause or the elf on the shelf

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 12:56 pm

Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:13 pm
Posts: 15062
pizza_Place: Four hours away....and on fire :-(

TO does sit-ups in my driveway.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:00 pm

Joined: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:31 pm
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pizza_Place: sit down

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:54 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
Posts: 27055

NearWessSideHussra wrote:

brilliant, but booby traps are illegal on residential properties

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:00 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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Pizza guy.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:04 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
Posts: 27055

so i called a delivery in and then made a pizza in the oven and forgot about the delivery?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:16 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's

someone keeps moving my chair...

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:20 pm

Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:46 am
Posts: 26636
Location: NW SUBURBS OF CHICAGO
pizza_Place: any from anywhere

Quote:

Ike South's wife said: "He is home now. Make it look like an accident."

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:32 pm

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Euphemism...

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:37 pm

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:29 pm
Posts: 38700
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis

You don't happen to live with Cheryl Scott do you Ike? If you do then I have a pretty good idea who it might be.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:32 pm

100000 CLUB

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pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

Last night I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me!

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:46 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
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pizza_Place: Papa Johns

IkeSouth wrote:

who keeps pulling in my driveway

So what you're really trying to say is that some stranger is fucking you in the ass and you'd like to know why.

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:25 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:06 am
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IkeSouth wrote:

who keeps pulling in my driveway

They are coming to get you IkeSouth!

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Baby McNown

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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:42 pm

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Juiced

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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:19 pm

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: who keeps pulling in my driveway

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:38 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
Posts: 27055

nobody out there today. THANK GOD i can finally get back to animal porn

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