They got stuff and things and rings. Rongey in for Dan, then is relieved by McDoink. Oy.

Listen, or don't, I'll stop when my radio melts.

NOTHING IS WORSE THEN LARRY HOMES NOT EVEN DBERNSTIEN SUCKIN DICK WHILE DOING A RADIO SHOW INSIDE TERRY BOERS ASS

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Bernsie has an emergency?

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Apparently - as Rongey is filling in until McDoink can stop in to breathily break. down. sports.

Hahhaahhahha

Terry making shit up.

"My guy says the Bears are in talks with Cutler...." Wow big reach by Terry...funny still that Terry goes and tells us that he doesn't know how "his guy" knows....good lord.

And Leary makes a bold prediction that the Bears want to resign Cutler but only if it fits in their plans.

My god.

Terry: "We decided to go out to drink."
Larry: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Terry and McDouche. Interesting. Or maybe not.

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Can't wait to hear McDoink breathily try to break down the "Cutler or McCown" debate ---- "well, Terry, it's, ahhhhhhhh, well, see, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I don't want to say that this is an easy decision but, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, well, let's just say that I'm sure Trestman and Phil Emery have spent quite a bit of time, ahhhhhhhhh, talking about this decision."

This the same guy who Boers said told him they were in talks with Lovie too?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Does WSCR get a group rate at the local rehab facility?

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

Teacher at school found a letter addressed to Sandusky in Jason's desk .

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Maybe he was threatened with physical violence and he is under his bed?

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Jason had a Bulls-talk-esque existential crisis about getting a B+ on a test. "It's not that it doesn't matter, because it does matter, but it doesn't matter. It's just that it matters how much none of this matters, and nothing will ever matter if this matters. And what is matter?" If I were teaching that class, I'd have called the parents, too.

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I have no misunderstandings on the intention or point of the joke, believe me, but I think it might be close enough to the line that it would've been better left unsaid. I say that as a pal ... you insignificant little nothing.

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For Realisies: Bernstein's daughter came home sick from school.

It's going around, ya know

Don't try and humanize him dammit

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That's a bummer. If their household is anything like my household was, come-home-from-school sick is really sick. One time I slipped in the shower and concussed myself. My mom sent me to school anyway. I didn't know where I was and yelled things at people.

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so yesterday Berns says Bears doctors wouldn't play games with Cutler and Terry says nada. Today he says of course Bears doctors would play games with Cutler.

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Curious Hair's was funnier anyway.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Then you were given a fill-in role on the afternoon show.

My daughter's perfect attendance was in serious jeopardy today, so I have empathy


Fuck anyone who says "it's going around"


When is it NOT going around?


Id love this conversation

guy: I got a pretty bad cold

guy 2: Really? I dont know anyone who's sick, that's fucked up

She can come home but has to craft and submit ten Saturday-level difficulty crosswords to Will Shortz by the end of the day.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

I love how before the game on Monday night, everyone and their mother was picking Dallas, because as they clearly explained "Dallas is a much better team."

After the Bears blow them out, all of the sudden Dallas sucks apparently.

Terry just said Romo sucks and their defense sucks, yet before the game on Monday he said that Dallas was better and would win the game.

For the love of god...Tony Romo and that defense...I just....No....

That same chick must have worked at every strip club in the city. Must be about 50 by now.

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I get he didnt want to kill the bit but the board needs more JORR as Boers posts

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'll have you know that JORR ripped the "post like Terry" bit from me.

Also, is it ALL-SHON or AL-SHON? McDoink thinks it is ALL-SHON and I don't think he's correct.

Maybe Mike North knows?

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