Knowing what you, Darkside, Bolton and World Star fights look like makes this a hilarious visual

Settle down.

He's fine.

Dude can sing and I'll bet he has a smokin' band when he does live shows...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Yeah, I bet he smokes a lot of something alright

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Every time I see him, I remember how pissed off my grandfather was to have the same name as him.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Still not sure how Uncle Lar did an opening act for a singer? I mean when I go to Zanies, they dont open with a guy playing guitar? when I saw Frank Caliendo, there wasnt a local band that opened for them?

And the Uncle Lar crowd doesnt seem like the Bolton crowd?

Jimmy, I assume the wife had you buy these tickets?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

You shouldn't assume.

He bought Tony Ocean tix for the wife this year.

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Yeah,that's the ticket....my wife.

Aww,C'mon BF,sing it with me:

Steel bars wrapped around me...I've been your prisoner since the day you found me!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Pretty sure the comedian opening for musical acts was more common back in the day. Now, not so much...

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I don't know what this means.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

WorldStarHipHop. It's a website where people upload shitty cell phone videos of black people beating each other up on public transportation.

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So that's why Shreve couldn't afford his painting website anymore.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

...or he didn't like how his google results looked.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

the man is eternally 45 years old.

He's in that picture in The Shining

let's make a documentary about it!!

This is the funniest thing that GD has posted in years.

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For me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

When I saw Dice 20 years ago that fucker spent a portion of HIS time on stage as a musical act. I think Eddie Murphy did the same thing in either Raw or his other stand up movies. Even Robert Klein does this.

I think I'm going to try that move.

The next client that comes in for a meeting, I'll stop him for a couple of minutes and sketch a portrait in pencil and hand it too him. I'll just tell him it is a value added feature I provide.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Frank.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Jerry: Elaine, look. I drew this triangle free-hand. It's a doodle. It's perfect!

Elaine: So what? That's easy.

Jerry: Easy?

Furious, we may have a scandal on our hands

I was looking up Artie quotes and the Hank one in your sig is attributed to Artie

Feeling well enough to let your sensitive side show.

Good for you Dolphin.

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No way. It was from the episode where Phil leaked Hank's sex tape. That scene with Norm Macdonald and Henry Winkler talking about the size of Hank's cock is one of my all-time favs.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

It cannot be denied that Michael Bolton is really, really horrible.

He really takes it to a new level, however, when he is shrieking a formerly lovely Christmas ballad. I know this because my secretary has to listen to the radio all day, because apparently being at work is not enough to keep her interested. Between Michael Bolton and Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time," it is enough to make someone an atheist.

Not me though.

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