How much snow you got in Crown Point Hank?

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Actually....the first day of winter is in 10 days.

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

:lol: Just sayin! Its not winter yet, and this sucks. Normally it doesn't get this cold for a prolonged stretch like this until January. The last 3 weeks or so have been brutal.

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LEWISTON, MaineThe Farmers' Almanac is using words like "piercing cold," "bitterly cold" and "biting cold" to describe the upcoming winter. And if its predictions are right, the first outdoor Super Bowl in years will be a messy "Storm Bowl."

The 197-year-old publication that hits newsstands Monday predicts a winter storm will hit the Northeast around the time the Super Bowl is played at MetLife Stadium in the Meadowlands in New Jersey. It also predicts a colder-than-normal winter for two-thirds of the country and heavy snowfall in the Midwest, Great Lakes and New England.

"We're using a very strong four-letter word to describe this winter, which is C-O-L-D. It's going to be very cold," said Sandi Duncan, managing editor.

Based on planetary positions, sunspots and lunar cycles, the almanac's secret formula is largely unchanged since founder David Young published the first almanac in 1818.

:lol: Just sayin! Its not winter yet, and this sucks. Normally it doesn't get this cold for a prolonged stretch like this until January. The last 3 weeks or so have been brutal.

Fear not, I will protect you from Father Winter.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE...CORRECTED
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL
429 AM CST FRI DEC 13 2013

...WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 10 PM THIS EVENING TO
6 PM CST SATURDAY...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A WINTER
WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW...WHICH IS IN EFFECT
FROM 10 PM THIS EVENING TO 6 PM CST SATURDAY.

* TIMING...SNOW BEGINNING MAINLY ACROSS SOUTHERN COOK COUNTY LATE
FRIDAY EVENING AND LASTING THROUGH SATURDAY AFTERNOON.

* ACCUMULATION...TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 4 TO 6 INCHES BY LATE
SATURDAY AFTERNOON ACROSS SOUTHERN COOK COUNTY...WITH 2 TO 4
INCHES ACROSS NORTH AND CENTRAL COOK COUNTY...INCLUDING THE CITY
OF CHICAGO.

* SNOWFALL RATES...UP TO ONE HALF INCH PER HOUR...THOUGH HIGHER
RATES ARE POSSIBLE FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER MIDNIGHT PRIMARILY OVER
SOUTHERN COOK COUNTY.

* MAIN IMPACT...REDUCED VISIBILITY IN SNOW ALONG WITH ROADS
BECOMING SNOW COVERED...MAKING TRAVEL SLOW AND DIFFICULT.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW
WILL CAUSE PRIMARILY TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SNOW
COVERED ROADS AND LIMITED VISIBILITIES...AND USE CAUTION WHILE
DRIVING.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

First time it has snowed in the following city in 112 years ... one-hundered and twelve frigging years!
Answer below picture ... (hint: not in this hemisphere)


Answer: Cairo, Egypt

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

:lol: @ last 2 responses.

it knocked the fuck out of the city.

Im pretty hammered right now.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL
1112 AM CST MON DEC 16 2013

...QUICK BURST OF SNOW LIKELY THIS AFTERNOON AND EARLY EVENING...

CONDITIONS CONTINUE TO BE VERY FAVORABLE FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF
MODERATE TO BRIEFLY HEAVY SNOWFALL ALONG AND NORTH OF A LINE FROM
ROCKFORD TO AURORA TO VALPARAISO THIS AFTERNOON AND EARLY
EVENING.

A FAST MOVING DISTURBANCE WILL MOVE SOUTHEAST ACROSS THE
AREA BRINGING SNOW TO THE ROCKFORD AREA BEGINNING AROUND 1PM...AND
TO THE CHICAGO METRO AREA BEGINNING CLOSER TO 3 PM...THEN TO
NORTHWEST INDIANA BY EARLY EVENING. THE MOST INTENSE SNOW MAY ONLY
LAST 2 TO POSSIBLY 3 HOURS BUT AMOUNTS OF UP TO 2 INCHES ARE
POSSIBLE NORTH OF THE ROCKFORD TO AURORA TO VALPARAISO LINE. THE
LOWEST AMOUNTS WILL BE FOUND NEAR THIS LINE AND INCREASE TOWARD 2
INCHES NORTHWARD TO THE WISCONSIN BORDER.

THE MAIN CONCERN WILL BE AN ADVERSE IMPACT ON THE AFTERNOON RUSH
HOUR...INCLUDING IN THE CHICAGO METRO...WITH MODERATE OR BRIEFLY
HEAVY SNOW OCCURRING.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Looked up Skilling could be anywhere from 2" to 10" which, ironically, is the same pick-up line I used throughout college.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.