Who has friends at the gym?

I go 3 times a week and I couldn't tell you the name of one m'fer there.

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You know me like that.

I want to join the gym where everyone hates Jay Cutler and is always talking about it. I would be their king.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Dammit. You beat me by a minute, Ken. Ignore my thread.

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-- source

You know what I always say, "if you want to be first, be 25 minutes late."

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You know me like that.

Why were you late?

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-- source

Business as usual.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I have acquaintances at the gym. Never hung out with any of them.

I don't want to talk to anybody at the gym. I make an extra effort not to make eye contact or speak to anyone. That's my office. I'm there to do work and drink coffee and open mail.

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You know me like that.

You 1%ers are so eccentric.

I'm so confused.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Me too. No matter how many times they say "my eyes are up here".

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I've been trying to go 5x or more a week and I only know two people there. One
is a former neighbor and one is a co-worker. Don't spend more than 2 minutes
talking to either. If you are making friends at the gym then you are staying there
for a long time and likely not getting much exercise. It always cracks me up
when I see two people on the bikes or elliptical having an extended conversation
with one another. Can't be getting much of a workout if you have time to calmly
speak about politics or the story of the day whilst on the machine.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Men don't like it when you stare at their junk. Trust me, I know.

au contraire

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Just got back from the Gym. In the summer, fall, spring, I try to wear shorts, sweatshirt and backpack, so I can just take off the sweatshirt, put it in the bag and never enter the stench of the locker room. In the winter, that plan doesnt work, so I need to enter the realm of bernstein like guys.

Being that Danny is cheap and doesnt live too far from me, I would say there is a chance he is an X Sport on Elston guy, but when he talks about the old guys at the gym it has to be Lakeshore Athletic club. East Bank is way too much of a scene for Danny to be there, thats everything he claims he isnt.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Last time I was there I walked around the corner to my locker and my priest was standing there buck naked. I hate when old guys are too comfortable being naked. I just grabbed my stuff and got the hell out of there trying to keep my head turned so he wouldn't recognize me.

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You know me like that.

damn this pisses me off too. What is it with guys when they get old and think they can just walk around like that. There is an old dude that goes to my gym that I swear never works out and only walks around the locker room nude.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

So, Bob watched Blackdraft last Saturday.

I admit. I laughed.

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You know me like that.

I used to threaten my mom when I didn't like her clothing suggestions that I would strip naked when I got to school.

I was always kind of an eager nudist.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

fixed

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

What Bernstein wants every NBA draft night.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

How about the guys drying their ass and/or junk with the air dryers? WTF.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I thought that was going to stay between us. I mean, how many times do I have to apologize?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Their ass? The hell? What would someone blow hot air toward their ass in public?

I mean I could almost give a pass on the junk but the ass is just inaccessible. What's the point?

Quote away on that one.

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You know me like that.

I have to say, this is a new tactic, I think, even for B&B. They are preemptively setting the stage for Monday's show to say that nothing that happened the day before (Sunday) matters because we don't know what the alternative would have been.

It's like a Prologue episode.

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You know me like that.

I hate those bastards. Towel off, get dressed, and get the fuck out. I actually walked in once, and this old dude was butt naked on the bench. No towel in sight. Then he tries to have a conversation while I'm taking of my watch to put in my locker. I don't know how he didn't think this was inappropriate.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Was he at least asking you to check out a growth on his sac? At least that would be relevant, given his nudeness.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley