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I truly truly hate that movie. And I have seen it all the way through.

Now it bugs me that Dan feels the same way.

on the positive side it makes me feel much better about liking it.

Curious Hair did sound just like Bernstein in his reponse :lol:

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I find the movie cute as hell. In fact, just last night, we got into a screaming match at dinner about Scut Farkas' braces. No goddamn way a 1940s, low class, ruffian like him would have had braces. It became quite heated.
I believe that movie does the best job of capturing what it felt like to be a kid as Christmas approached. Of course it is harder to understand that when you watch two scenes and then decide the whole thing sucks.

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it's a natural knee jerk reaction when everybody's telling you you're supposed to love this thing you've never really discovered for yourself yet.

CH's thoughts of "christmas story" aren't legitimate because you can't fairly criticize nor praise something you haven't given a full viewing of. however, his thoughts of being sick of being told how great it is are legitimate.

if he ever gets the chance to give the film a chance, i think he'll be pleasantly surprised. it is a very fun movie, and as BR said, it really does capture the youthful lofty excitement of christmas. it's nostalgia.

i'm not sure CH is much of a nostalgic person...so he may never like the movie. and that will really be a defining moment in the downfall of civilization.


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I have never seen "A Christmas Story." They can stop talking about it any time now. #Bears

Tweet earlier today...

Proof once again Dan HATES Christians...


i wonder how bernstein would've reacted to someone saying something similar about "midnight in paris", a movie he gushed over.


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I have never read David Foster Wallace. They can stop talking about it any time now. #BoersAndBernstein

Maybe someone should tell Dan that Ralphie's dad used to listen to the show.

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if he ever gets the chance to give the film a chance, i think he'll be pleasantly surprised. it is a very fun movie, and as BR said, it really does capture the youthful lofty excitement of christmas. it's nostalgia.

i'm not sure CH is much of a nostalgic person...so he may never like the movie. and that will really be a defining moment in the downfall of civilization.


I love nostalgia, but I don't suppose I could relate to "youthful, lofty excitement" for the holiday. I know enough to know I wasn't much of a Ralphie. And growing up in a decidedly Christmas Story-free household, I don't have the sentimental attachment and never can. I will note, however, that my dad and I have a day-after-Thanksgiving tradition of watching MST3K: The Movie, only broken this year after about a 13-year streak because I lost the DVD, which was a transfer of an SLP-mode videotape off HBO2, and I'm too cheap to rent it off Amazon Prime. We watched I Accuse My Parents instead.

The weirdest thing is that there's always like a degree of separation or two between my direct family and people who do love A Christmas Story. My cousins' SOs are both from Christmas Story-watching families, though my cousins don't get it any more than I do. One family is indeed kinda loud and coarse, the other is extremely taciturn. My mom's cousins like A Christmas Story. They're from Rolling Meadows by way of Avondale but sound much more like the latter than the former. They refer to their mother as "Ma." All three of these families are Catholic whereas mine is most certainly not. I don't suppose that's significant, though. It could just be that my household was the only one in the world that didn't like the stupid goddamn BB gun movie.

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W_Z wrote:
if he ever gets the chance to give the film a chance, i think he'll be pleasantly surprised. it is a very fun movie, and as BR said, it really does capture the youthful lofty excitement of christmas. it's nostalgia.

i'm not sure CH is much of a nostalgic person...so he may never like the movie. and that will really be a defining moment in the downfall of civilization.


I love nostalgia, but I don't suppose I could relate to "youthful, lofty excitement" for the holiday. I know enough to know I wasn't much of a Ralphie. And growing up in a decidedly Christmas Story-free household, I don't have the sentimental attachment and never can. I will note, however, that my dad and I have a day-after-Thanksgiving tradition of watching MST3K: The Movie, only broken this year after about a 13-year streak because I lost the DVD, which was a transfer of an SLP-mode videotape off HBO2, and I'm too cheap to rent it off Amazon Prime. We watched I Accuse My Parents instead.

The weirdest thing is that there's always like a degree of separation or two between my direct family and people who do love A Christmas Story. My cousins' SOs are both from Christmas Story-watching families, though my cousins don't get it any more than I do. One family is indeed kinda loud and coarse, the other is extremely taciturn. My mom's cousins like A Christmas Story. They're from Rolling Meadows by way of Avondale but sound much more like the latter than the former. They refer to their mother as "Ma." All three of these families are Catholic whereas mine is most certainly not. I don't suppose that's significant, though. It could just be that my household was the only one in the world that didn't like the stupid goddamn BB gun movie.
I do think you'd have a different perspective if you actually watched the whole thing in a row. You may still hate it but I think you'd at least understand it is more than just a story about a BB gun.

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Tad Queasy wrote:
LeggoMYego wrote:
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I have never seen "A Christmas Story." They can stop talking about it any time now.


Hey, you know that thing a lot of people like?

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It sucks!

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And Curious Hair, A Christmas Story is great.


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I've never seen it in full, just bits and pieces from those terrible 24-hour marathons, but I've seen enough to know that it isn't worth my time and the rest of the world can kindly shut the fuck up about it any time now. Leg lamp, BB gun, licking a pole, okay, I get it. I can't think of a better way to articulate it, because it's meant to be a fairly precise subphylum here, but families who really worship the watching of A Christmas Story tend to be, like, those families who can't modulate their voices at the dinner table. It's a certain type.

You're more against the celebration of the movie and the people who love it, than the actual film, which is very silly.


And Boilermaker Rick is right about it capturing the young kid at Christmas mentality.

Dont be such a hater, Broheim. If you dont like it, then dont watch it


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You're more against the celebration of the movie and the people who love it, than the actual film, which is very silly.


Not silly at all. That's exactly how I feel about the Cubs.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
You're more against the celebration of the movie and the people who love it, than the actual film, which is very silly.


Not silly at all. That's exactly how I feel about the Cubs.

You're admittance of hatred aside, were talking about judging the actual film (or team)


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if he ever gets the chance to give the film a chance, i think he'll be pleasantly surprised. it is a very fun movie, and as BR said, it really does capture the youthful lofty excitement of christmas. it's nostalgia.

i'm not sure CH is much of a nostalgic person...so he may never like the movie. and that will really be a defining moment in the downfall of civilization.


I love nostalgia, but I don't suppose I could relate to "youthful, lofty excitement" for the holiday. I know enough to know I wasn't much of a Ralphie. And growing up in a decidedly Christmas Story-free household, I don't have the sentimental attachment and never can. I will note, however, that my dad and I have a day-after-Thanksgiving tradition of watching MST3K: The Movie, only broken this year after about a 13-year streak because I lost the DVD, which was a transfer of an SLP-mode videotape off HBO2, and I'm too cheap to rent it off Amazon Prime. We watched I Accuse My Parents instead.

The weirdest thing is that there's always like a degree of separation or two between my direct family and people who do love A Christmas Story. My cousins' SOs are both from Christmas Story-watching families, though my cousins don't get it any more than I do. One family is indeed kinda loud and coarse, the other is extremely taciturn. My mom's cousins like A Christmas Story. They're from Rolling Meadows by way of Avondale but sound much more like the latter than the former. They refer to their mother as "Ma." All three of these families are Catholic whereas mine is most certainly not. I don't suppose that's significant, though. It could just be that my household was the only one in the world that didn't like the stupid goddamn BB gun movie.

It sounds like you've assigned a lot of weight and peripheral things to a movie that you havent seen.

Does your family celebrate Christmas? If not, or if not in the same way, I could see the movie not hitting home for you.

But still, its fine.


Also, remember that it's nostalgic for Baby Boomers so that's the reason for the overlove and overexposure.


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Does your family celebrate Christmas? If not, or if not in the same way, I could see the movie not hitting home for you.


I have to admit I've seen about as much of it as CH, but isn't it really a movie about childhood more than Christmas? Besides, that, most of us didn't grow up in alien families, but we still cried when ET got sick.

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Curious Hair wrote:
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if he ever gets the chance to give the film a chance, i think he'll be pleasantly surprised. it is a very fun movie, and as BR said, it really does capture the youthful lofty excitement of christmas. it's nostalgia.

i'm not sure CH is much of a nostalgic person...so he may never like the movie. and that will really be a defining moment in the downfall of civilization.


I love nostalgia, but I don't suppose I could relate to "youthful, lofty excitement" for the holiday. I know enough to know I wasn't much of a Ralphie. And growing up in a decidedly Christmas Story-free household, I don't have the sentimental attachment and never can. I will note, however, that my dad and I have a day-after-Thanksgiving tradition of watching MST3K: The Movie, only broken this year after about a 13-year streak because I lost the DVD, which was a transfer of an SLP-mode videotape off HBO2, and I'm too cheap to rent it off Amazon Prime. We watched I Accuse My Parents instead.

The weirdest thing is that there's always like a degree of separation or two between my direct family and people who do love A Christmas Story. My cousins' SOs are both from Christmas Story-watching families, though my cousins don't get it any more than I do. One family is indeed kinda loud and coarse, the other is extremely taciturn. My mom's cousins like A Christmas Story. They're from Rolling Meadows by way of Avondale but sound much more like the latter than the former. They refer to their mother as "Ma." All three of these families are Catholic whereas mine is most certainly not. I don't suppose that's significant, though. It could just be that my household was the only one in the world that didn't like the stupid goddamn BB gun movie.


They go to a Chinese restaurant on Christmas Day. I would think you could relate.

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If you actively dislike A Christmas Story, there's something wrong with you.

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It's a Wonderful Life, best Christmas movie and it's not even close.

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I have to admit I've seen about as much of it as CH, but isn't it really a movie about childhood more than Christmas? Besides, that, most of us didn't grow up in alien families, but we still cried when ET got sick.


I hate, hate, hated ET. Boring!


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Does your family celebrate Christmas? If not, or if not in the same way, I could see the movie not hitting home for you.


I have to admit I've seen about as much of it as CH, but isn't it really a movie about childhood more than Christmas? Besides, that, most of us didn't grow up in alien families, but we still cried when ET got sick.

IMO

It's about Kids at Christmas and that excitement and the backdrop of a simpler time that resonates with Boomers and their kids.


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It's a Wonderful Life, best Christmas movie and it's not even close.

I guess you've never seen A Very Brady Christmas


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I love the movie but then, I am the guy watching the yule log burn down at 3 am on ch. 9

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I love the movie but then, I am the guy watching the yule log burn down at 3 am on ch. 9

Have yourself a Merry little Christmas seems like a good song for a weirdo all alone on Christmas getting drunk


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Should watch A Christmas Story director's cut: the full frontal nudity, the cheeky naked horseplay of the older female cousins, the heroin induced surreal fantasy and subsequent coma scenes really make the movie special. Knowing that the director married his wife's adopted child proves it as genius.

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If you actively dislike A Christmas Story, there's something wrong with you.

as if I needed further confirmation, yes there is something wrong with me.

Our family tradition was watching Blues Brothers together (the non-adults, that is). Used to walk over to Palmer Video which I think was on Harlem since I didn't as of yet have a Blockbuster card...

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Should watch A Christmas Story director's cut: the full frontal nudity, the cheeky naked horseplay of the older female cousins, the heroin induced surreal fantasy and subsequent coma scenes really make the movie special. Knowing that the director married his wife's adopted child proves it as genius.

Was originally a snuff film, IIRC


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I love the movie but then, I am the guy watching the yule log burn down at 3 am on ch. 9

euphemism?

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I usually get a 3am Yule log on Christmas.


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Should watch A Christmas Story director's cut: the full frontal nudity, the cheeky naked horseplay of the older female cousins, the heroin induced surreal fantasy and subsequent coma scenes really make the movie special. Knowing that the director married his wife's adopted child proves it as genius.


the mother is t0pless in Slapshot

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I usually get a 3am Yule log on Christmas.


yell out DOLPHIN and see if it registers

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Christmas turns me on too.

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I will note, however, that my dad and I have a day-after-Thanksgiving tradition of watching MST3K: The Movie,


good tradition.

i would say just ignore the stuff about "a christmas story". it will always be a movie that's cherished, but only because it reached a few generations and it's pretty much always going to be one of those "treasured christmas" flicks. it doesn't help that it's shoved down everyone's throats for 24 hours straight on tbs every year but that's why remote controls were invented.


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