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Brick
PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:19 am 
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5 tickets in your life? Maybe you need to slow down.

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rogers park bryan
PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:21 am 
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Douchebag wrote:
Just tell the court you were rushing to your friend's house because he was distraught that he finally learned he would never become a banker.

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Judge: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to call a---

Newman: Yes, the banker!!!

Kramer: What banking?

Newman: A banker! A banker! Your Honor, Your Honor, Your Honor...

Judge: That's enough already.

Newman: Your Honor, Mister Kramer's obviously very distraught.

Kramer: I'm distraught!?! Wooh-wooh-hoo!
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good dolphin
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I picture Spaulding unbuttoning a couple of buttons to get herself out of a familiar situation as the cop pulls her over only to be greeted with a female officer.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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good dolphin wrote:
I picture Spaulding unbuttoning a couple of buttons to get herself out of a familiar situation as the cop pulls her over only to be greeted with a female officer.


Go on...

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Don Tiny
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good dolphin wrote:
I picture Spaulding unbuttoning a couple of buttons to get herself out of a familiar situation as the cop pulls her over only to be greeted with a female officer.


Image

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IkeSouth
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i had a lesbian cop pull me over. gave me a ticket for expired plates.

went to court, and the da said "oh, youre not here for speeding? here, sign this dismissal. have a nice day"

thats how its done boys.

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