for those of you who ignore Ike threads, Mac was finalizing a deal at WMVP to take over their afternoon slot.

B&B should be worried. very very worried...

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

It would give me something to listen to in the afternoons.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Now B and B have to really make sure they're on top of their game at least three times a week.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

If Ike said it then call me convinced.

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312player broke the news. So it's legit.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Even more so. Good as gold I'm sure.

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don't make me go thru Ike threads. Where was this gem?

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

my dad still drinks everyday, all day. starts around 9am. hes always hammered, yet manages to make a few hundred bucks everyday. hes lucky.

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what % of people are lucky enough to have a job that uses more than 25% of your brain capacity?

The rest of us should be able to drink at work.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

AAAAAAAAAAAANDDDD the show follows its Cubs roots, Terry guarantees the Bears will go 2-0 and Dan seems to be slowly backing him up.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

i agree. doesnt make sense that our country that wants 11000% production doesnt want to put us on drugs to double that output

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Bernstein talking about how the twitter community was up in arms about Peyton Manning being named sportsman of the year. He really does think twitter is the be all end all. For the record, Dan thinks Jason Collins should be SOTY. What...he...did...was...important!!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

I just want someone to ask Derrick why he wants to be further away from a championship.


Why don't you, Dan? Tweet Derrick. I love Dan and his absolutes.

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BECAUSE THATS NOT HIS JOB. HE IS NOT GETTING PAID TO BE A REPORTER. HE WILL NOT DO ONE SHRED OF WORK THAT HE DOESNT HAVE TO.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I hate Dan's infatuation with Twitter. That's like his world now.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

THE DEFENSES DONT SUCK GUYS. THE RULES HAVE CHANGED. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THIS ON THE COACHES

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

he hated it when it first started... so he is admitting he was an ignorant jackass.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

if the only guest you have is named dan weirderererer you should probably give up

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

It really doesn't make sense to me why the Bears aren't the favorite for any primetime spots. Every time the Bulls or Bears are on in primetime, it breaks records. I understand that the Cowboys are "America's Team" or whatever, but I don't ever see them pulling in the kind of ratings Chicago does.

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maybe because theyre polarizing. i dont think anyone feels indifferent about the bears.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Yes, but it really doesn't matter what the reason is for the ratings; it should only matter what the ratings actually are.

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And Blackhawks.

As for the Bears getting passed up for primetime, I don't know that they do. They get their fair share. If you're talking about the flex games, there are rules about how many national games you can have, plus CBS and Fox can protect a certain number of games. There was one year, maybe the first or second of flexing, that Fox went bean-counting on their protected games and basically became America's Home For The New York Giants for the last month of the year.

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They do. It was just the debate about whether they are flexing the Dallas game or the Bears game that prompted the response. The response was almost automatically "Well, it's Dallas so they'll get flexed." I don't know that it is or that it should be true. I would assume the station has the bean counters to know this information, however, so I'm sure the Bears get their fair share.

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I know I've said it here before, but the broadcasters' obsession with the Eagles is the one I've never understood. In some years, it's been downright smothering.

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Agreed. It's that way with any NFC East team, including Washington.

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Richie was robbed

do you guys ever start farting a little then it just explodes into a huge soupy mess

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

This was so gross and unexpected that I choked on my own spit laughing at it.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

it happens to everyone at some point. if you think about it, 7 billion people or so on earth, i would imagine a few million people at any given time are simultaneously skiddin their drawers. what if aliens made a telescope that could only detect accidental craps? the would be shocked at what they find

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Sue P. Mess is my proctologist.

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