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stoneroses86

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:26 pm

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It cannot be denied that Michael Bolton is really, really horrible.

He really takes it to a new level, however, when he is shrieking a formerly lovely Christmas ballad. I know this because my secretary has to listen to the radio all day, because apparently being at work is not enough to keep her interested. Between Michael Bolton and Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time," it is enough to make someone an atheist.

Not me though.

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Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:33 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Furious, we may have a scandal on our hands

I was looking up Artie quotes and the Hank one in your sig is attributed to Artie

No way. It was from the episode where Phil leaked Hank's sex tape. That scene with Norm Macdonald and Henry Winkler talking about the size of Hank's cock is one of my all-time favs.

You're right. Quotefully.com will be getting a strongly worded letter.

Henry Winkler is the greatest human being of all time.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:49 pm

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stoneroses86 wrote:

LOL

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:41 pm

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This is getting out of hand. I can't watch a game without this jackass braying all over my tv.
Something must be done.

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Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:43 pm

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Fucking Honda has turned every TV channel and radio station into The Lite FM. Why, just the other day, I found myself wanting to listen to Celine Dion. This is out of control.

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24_Guy

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:08 pm

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B&B discussed these commercials today. They said they are supposed to be campy, but Honda isn't correctly getting that fact across.

I don't think they're right.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:12 pm

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what i never found the least bit amusing was the lonely island's grasping at straws for comedy song about michael bolton being a movie buff.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:14 pm

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Bolton enjoys clowning around. I remember he used to do a Rodney Dangerfield impression.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:41 pm

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W_Z wrote:

what i never found the least bit amusing was the lonely island

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:45 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Jimmy, I assume the wife had you buy these tickets?

When I saw Dice 20 years ago that fucker spent a portion of HIS time on stage as a musical act. I think Eddie Murphy did the same thing in either Raw or his other stand up movies. Even Robert Klein does this.

I think I'm going to try that move.

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I'm your next client. I'm putting you on retainer. Dance for me!

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:57 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXRQ-h1EvYA

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:55 am

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Spaulding wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Jimmy, I assume the wife had you buy these tickets?

I'm your next client. I'm putting you on retainer. Dance for me![/quote]

our appointment would end like the sketching in Titanic

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:08 am

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good dolphin wrote:

our appointment would end like the sketching in Titanic

I promise to draw you tastefully.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:15 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

our appointment would end like the sketching in Titanic

I promise to draw you tastefully.

That was solid.

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:31 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

I actually have a reason to. Back in 1980-something,we had tickets to see him on New Years Eve.
Larry Reeb was the opening act. He was on stage for about 65 minutes,Bolton about 40 minutes. People were so pissed off,there was a Trib article about that fiasco. Now he will be appearing at St. Charles. My wife said "no way". She doesn't forget!

Good ole Uncle Lar...I love that guy. His act hasn't changed much in 20 years, but he always makes me laugh.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:57 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

our appointment would end like the sketching in Titanic

I promise to draw you tastefully.

You better learn how to draw in 3d

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:04 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

our appointment would end like the sketching in Titanic

I promise to draw you tastefully.

You better learn how to draw in 3d

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:39 pm

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Guitar solo!

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:59 pm

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Seriously how much longer?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: I WANT TO PUNCH MICHAEL BOLTON

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:01 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Seriously how much longer?

Relax, he's fine.

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