i just want to take a moment and express my pure and thriving joy of not having any kids. just like people always make me listen to how wonderful it is for them to have kids, i just want to make everyone listen to how awesome my life is for a moment. i truly hope your miserable lives arent so bad (thats not possible i know but still, im tryin to make you feel better!) thanks for listening!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

^ i am seriously contemplating getting my balls pinched. they say the longer you have the procedure, the less likely you can reverse it. i figure if i do it now at 31, i could probably still reverse it at 58 and start playin with fire again like bruce willis

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I think I speak for all of society when I express my pure and thriving joy of you not having kids.

I do now.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

i dont give a shit what society thinks. theyre the ones telling me "youll have kids someday, youll learn". yea... you know what? i didnt. i dont. BECAUSE I DO KNOW. fuck kids, theyre out of style.

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What's really bad Ike is when your dog pisses all over your kids as they're learning to crawl on the carpet

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

It's a blessing. It makes you feel like maybe you accomplished something good in life. I'm not going to add a bad joke because that is how I feel. I do respect the other point of view. Variety makes it a horse race.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Poor Ike. Frustrating that no woman will have sex with him in order to have kids

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I'm with you Ike. I often think about how much better my life is than my friend's who have kids.

I can do whatever I want, when I want. It's the life.

Kids aren't for everyone. We need more Ikes in this world

Now that is a good point.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

More Ikes, Less Tykes in '16!

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Yeah, kids arent for everyone. There are days when I wonder what the hell I was thinking

I think of it in terms of planning for the future. I'm sacrificing fun in my 30s and 40s for fun in my 50s and having someone to take care of my old ass in my 70s.

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Ill tell you what, I dont know how people do it with 4, 5, 6 kids.


A couple girls I grew up with are both pregnant with their 4ths. It seems like that would be beyond expensive for what these families make in income. Maybe I overestimate the cost.

i plan on having fun and making enough money to have hot nurses take care of my old ass in my 90's.

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Day care where I live is like $1K/month. One of the many reasons I don't yet have kids.

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there are times i wish i had kids... but when i get that feeling i just browse facebook. those feelings dry up quick.

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You dont. I dont know how we have lasted 4 months and that is only with 3.

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going by your handle, you would be a great parent. the only reason kids are better then dogs is because the parents dont expect you to pet their kids.

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1k a month is not even exceptionally high


Now add in three other kids and their costs

I firmly believe they should be on leashes in public places.

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$1200

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'll take a little kid running around like an idiot over an adult acting like an idiot. At least the kid has an excuse. Some of the 'adults' I see out and about should be euthanized post haste.

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theyre on welfare. not a luxurious life, but theyre not constantly worried about paying the medical bills

i know a girl who had 5 in her early 20's. supposedly the 3rd one was mine until i told her it wasnt. her entire life is those kids. she used to be a party girl. dont understand it, shes miserable now... well i think its gotten better now that all her kids are out of diapers but still... by the time the kids are out the house she wont be getting hit on by every guy she sees anymore... so stupid but whatever. she wanted a big family she always told me. she got it.

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I agree. Actually, when a kid is acting like an idiot, it is usually the parents' fault and they are not paying attention to anything.

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or because the dad isnt around to put the fear of physical pain into the little shit.

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Yeah, humans in general are just bad to be around. We werent meant to be in such close proximity to each other.

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thats insane. i would rather have a luxury condo in wisconsin. or have a regular apartment and still have $500 for a phat ride.

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