I love referencing post hoc ergo propter hoc even if it doesn't apply.

It certainly is plausible that resting someone could cause a team to lose its sharpness. It seems odd that Rodgers would have his worst game of the season after 3 weeks off. Didn't they say Cutler would naturally be rusty from the layoff? WYC?

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Dr. Ken: Dan, you put the flaming torch on the couch and then the house burned down.

Bernsie: COME ON, CLASSIC POST HOC ERGO PROPTER HOC!!

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semper ubi sub ubi

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

IF. IT. CAN'T. BE. MEASURED. IT. DOESN'T. EXIST.

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Hey, hey, hey .... that's mine, dammit.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

"The Eagles will score and it doesn't matter when or where. The question is whether the Bears can score more."

You can't get this analysis anywhere else.

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Somebody else said it. And they're right. The 60 year old Terry Boers doing the Pajama Gram read is just wrong. Talking about "slipping the wife out of them"?

I think it's safe to say that Terry's wife hasn't allowed Terry to bang her in years. It's also safe to say Terry doesn't have any romantic bone in his body.

I'll bet even when Terry was young, he would ask the wife for sex this way.

Terry: Eeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeee. Ya wanna, ya know, eeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee?

Terry's wife: Shit. Ok. Make it quick and please don't make eye contact or say anything weird.

Terry: Eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Terry: Eeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeee. Ya wanna, ya know, eeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee?


That's how I ask. I do the little fist-pump motion with it a la Dennis Franz from NYPD Blue.

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Did anyone point out that Mr. Mouth is a fucking retard, at least this week specifically because the commercials did start out as "Real American Heroes" until Obama and his sekrit muzlims knocked down the WTC towers, after which is became the more PC (?) "Real Men of Genius"?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Can't anybody for the love of God do a -

Caller: Love your show.

Bernsie: Love your suit.

Caller: Marc Trestman.


It's sitting there, Lord!

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Was thinking the same thing.

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Nobody closes out Who Ya Crappin like Quad City Pat! And I'm not at all saying that because he worships my every move!

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Sweet Zombie Jesus .... to take another spin on Gretzky's points, he leads all time with 2,857 ... #2 is Messier with 1,887 .... that's not the thing that blows my mind.

Messier got those points playing 1978-2004 ... Gretzky surpassed Messier's CAREER points during the 1988 season, having played only 9 years to that point, going on to play that year and another 10 more!

http://www.hockey-reference.com/leaders/points_career.html
http://www.hockey-reference.com/players/g/gretzwa01.html

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Actors also are tortured souls.

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So no mention of Deadspin? What am I to do with all this uneaten popcorn?

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Yeah I can't imagine that deadspin reading/gobbling fuck just ignored it.

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Did David Sedaris call WYC? at about 5:15? The guy sounded like him a little bit.

I feel like Bernsie gets too much content to burn Deadspin so he just said he liked the writer and thanks for the pub.

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Imagine if Deadspin took the gonzo social justice tack it takes sometimes and broke it down the way JORR did.

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