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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:59 pm

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Chus wrote:

Zizou wrote:

Where did you get those shoes?

Your Ford dealership! teehee

All of the Mike Rowe Ford commercials are terrible.

And now you can include the Ford commercial with the obnoxious little shit sitting in Santa's lap wanting a car for her fashion business, "with technology"...and that she'll have "her people" get him color swatches.

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Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:19 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

that new small talk ad, for whatever company (i never make it thought the whole thing)

it smells like mushrooms
im not really a skinny jeans kinda guy
JEEENNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, seriously. this is the most annoying shit theyve done yet. i turn off the radio every time, and only turn it back on an hour later when my head clears..

….AND IT JUST MAKES NO SENSE.. :lol:

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I was going to post this about 20 minutes ago but I didn't think I could do how annoying it is justice.

you cant. i need to record it and post it. its so bad, i cant believe someone was paid for it. i need to get into marketing.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:42 pm

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Did anyone mention the shitfuck kid that wants a Ford Focus from Santa? What the fuck.
"Define good" "Make it happen big guy"
Fuck you. Die. I hope your parents abuse you.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 6:29 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Did anyone mention the shitfuck kid that wants a Ford Focus from Santa? What the fuck.
"Define good" "Make it happen big guy"
Fuck you. Die. I hope your parents abuse you.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:32 pm

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someone wanted a ford focus?

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Dallas Winston

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:55 pm

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The wheels for wishes.com commercial makes me long for brain cancer!

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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:44 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

HAPPY BOY AM I

FRENCH VANILLA IS A THRILLA

it won't stop

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Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:35 pm

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Unexpected...kind of clever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImlmVqH_5HM

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:43 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Unexpected...kind of clever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImlmVqH_5HM

That looks just like my kid except he'd be completely understood with no video.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:16 pm

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Has anyone noticed a lot of commercials where they just let the music run for a while at the end? State Farm and American Family Insurance seem to be doing it the most. Is it supposed to be some sort of goodwill gesture?

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:56 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

And now we'll do it FOOORRRR YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Stupid shit.

Yes it does come off as a goodwill gesture, ala "we're willing to pay for airtime just so you can enjoy yourself for a few seconds. Aren't we swell?". What won't these ad guys and gals think of next?

And yes Curious, happy-boy-am-I is probably resulting in radios being shot at.

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24_Guy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:57 pm

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Oh, and,

zombie approxilypse

kiss my ass, puckwad.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:27 pm

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I'm not going to look back to see if it's been posted already but that: "You can hear me, but I can't see you because I'm blind" or some such shit. Somehow if you have trouble sleeping that means your at risk for losing your sight? All I really know is it makes me want to murder myself every time I hear it.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:31 pm

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:45 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Yes, "you can't hear me because radio" has been covered.

And I think it's the other way around: that if you're blind, your circadian rhythm gets messed up. I like your interpretation better, though. If you're up all night watching porn, you're really tempting fate.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:46 pm

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I agree the skinny pants weird thing has to go.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:47 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Yes, "you can't hear me because radio" has been covered.

And I think it's the other way around: that if you're blind, your circadian rhythm gets messed up. I like your interpretation better, though.

You can't see me because of radio and I can't see you because I'm totally blind due to chronic masturbation.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:29 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

I've never met spmack, but I like to imagine his voice would sound like the blind man.

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Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:00 pm

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Are you fuckers hearing this Lover's Lane commercial? What in the everloving fuck? What the hell accent is that? It sounds like a non-British woman trying to do a British accent or something. Or maybe she just talks with a bizarre accent. In any case, she certainly should not have a job doing radio commercials.

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Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:05 pm

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MattInTheCrown wrote:

Can we at least rejoice in the fact that this did not return for the 2013 holiday season?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syJCTJCFyE8

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:22 pm

MattInTheCrown wrote:

I find her mesmerizing. I could listen to her say "ma-ssage" and "Loverslane" all day long.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:17 pm

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2 new ones that make me wanna jump off a bridge are:
Some cell company with James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell speaking in text talk.
"Totes Magotes", "Hotty McHotterson", blah blah etc.
:twisted:

And this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puiq6uOGrFI

These guys make Ricky Williams sound like Trace Adkins.......
:twisted:

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Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:52 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

MattInTheCrown wrote:

Can we at least rejoice in the fact that this did not return for the 2013 holiday season?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syJCTJCFyE8

I think "Terry Tate, Office Linebacker" would have made a nice addition to that commercial by absolutely crushing the both of them.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:25 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Unexpected...kind of clever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImlmVqH_5HM

well that was fuckin dumb. nobodys family is so happy they cry. fuck apple

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:26 pm

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B'AWWWWWW THE LITTLE SHIT ISN'T JUST BEING ANOTHER PRICK WHO FUCKS WITH HIS FUCKING PHONE ALL NIGHT INSTEAD OF TALKING TO THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM

HE WAS ACTUALLY MAKING A HEARTWARMING FAMILY VIDEO WITH THE SWEET VIDEO-MAKING CAPABILITY OF HIS $500 TELEPHONE

foad, Apple.

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Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:27 pm

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pittmike wrote:

I agree the skinny pants weird thing has to go.

i turn off the radio as soon as i hear it. its better to live in silence then listen to that shit. whoever is that companies marketing department needs to be fired. i dont even know what company the ad is for, but when i find out it will be a mental not to never use their service.

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Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:43 am

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A big thank you to whoever pointed out the lotto commercial about being "very hit or miss." ZERO FOR FUCKING NINE IS NOT HIT OR MISS. IT'S ONLY MISS.

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Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:48 am

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I looked up the game itself, and the way it works is that "win if you miss" is that you have to pick every single number wrong, so I guess having the guy come up with one decent game concept and then whiffing on the rest, therefore being "very hit or miss" would make things even more confusing. Hell, I'm confused now.

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Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:52 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

So it's like a suicide pool where you pick only NFL losers, which is just as difficult as a survivor pool.

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Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:55 am

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Yeah, you either have to get 100% of the numbers or 0%. I thought you just got consolation prizes depending on how much you missed, but that would be the dumbest lottery game of all time. Fortunately, as it stands, it's just the dumbest Illinois Lottery ad campaign of all time.

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