Beardown: Did you hear that Mac is coming back? This is a great day for my efforts of keeping Larry down!

Girl chained to the furnace: Why do you care about some radio people that you never met. And I think that Laurence would better appreciate you using his given name, as he calls himself that professionally.

Beardown: This is my life. I've long wanted to be a Score personality. It's all I dream about. That's why you're the 3rd girl I've brought in to be my partner. I'm getting the mid day gig as soon as Boers dies and Bernstein goes away. We have great chemistry. Don't screw it up, or it will be freedom for you!

GCTTF: Freedom? It's about damn time. I think you're a talentless hack who wouldn't make it for a day in the cutthroat world of Chicago sports radio!

Beardown: That's what I'm looking for! I need someone to challenge me! I love you! I'm keeping you as my partner forever!

GCTTF: Forever?

Beardown:

Drinky: Beardown, why do you hate the Jews?

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Girl chained to the furnace: For the record, I don't think Larry is a good talk show host. I also think drinky is stupid. Beardown is picking up a pizza right now. I'm unchained. I don't want to leave. I love Beardown.

sjboyd0137:

How much have you had to drink today?

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Beardown: Thanks babe. Hey, our song is playing on the radio. May I have this dance?

Radio:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiiyq2xrSI0

GCTTF: Oh Bear, of course.

Mac: LARRY!!!, Mitch you gave LEARRY!!! my spot!

Mitch: It's what team bernstein wanted. With you leaving, he has all the power.

Mac: Promise me Mitch, that if Learry starts doing a stupid segment, like ... um something really dumb even for him, like breaking down film over the air. Promise me, you will replace him with Finfer. Do that for me Mitch.

Mitch: ......Silence...... Looks at the ground.....

Mac Dammit Mitch!

Mitch: Do you want me to lie to you? I can do that if you wish.

Mac Leave, just leave me alone with my weed and bigins.
---------------------MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE SCORE--------------------------------

CBS radio execs Speigel, you WILL work with Learry.

Speigs I respectfully decline.


CBS radio execs We are not giving you a choice.

Speigs Won't do it, Nope.


CBS radio execs This is not a negotiation meatpants.

Speigs Fuc you! You can't make me work with that self deluded mega geek.
(Starts singing.... We're not going to take it, no we aint going take it, where not going take it ANYMORE!!!!!) (headbanging)



CBS radio execs Ok, we didn't want to have to do this, but you leave us no choice.
(Gags Meatpants and throws him in the company town car)
(Drive to the nearest Mc Donalds and order him a salad with a bottled water.)





Speigs NOooooooooooooooo! Not that, ok ok. I will work with him... (Crying)


--------------------5 weeks later------------------------



FedEX van leaves Mac a box.

Mac Whats in the box? Hey you, What's in the box???? Don't drive away. You didn't even wait for me to come to the gate. Stay and talk with me, ahhhhh What's in the boooox!
more weed maybe, newest copy of bigins if I am lucky
(Takes the box back to the cabin)

-------------------1 week later-------------------------


With what was in the box and now I think Harry has moved into the cabin next to me, I need to go.


Mac Mitch, I am coming back. I still have some left in the old tank.

Mitch Fine, whatever you want. Just please hurry up before we get a restraining order from Cheryl Scott.



-----------BACK AT THE SCORE--------------

Learry Look Speigs, Mac is back. He will be so proud of the great job I did. Lets make a parody of how greeaa....



Mac Duck Speigs! Fuc team bernstein!!!! Say hello to what I learned to do in Rehab!!!





WELCOME BACK MAC!!!!

Nice Juiced.

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You know me like that.

Thanks

If the fall book comes in with higher numbers than this might be an issue.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost