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pittmike
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 6:07 pm 
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Really kids? And cuntswab wife? All you care about is some shit to make sure you are getting what you want for xmas as you shop? Been years since that Caller Bob bought me anything or even suggested they might want to. I am an ATM machine. Probably spent more at McDonalds today than a token to me.

Last birthday she even let them forget my bday as she's such a Caller Bob. Not even bring me home a take out? Why am i responsible? Why not just walk out?

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Oh my.

Maybe you need to go out for the night, Mike...

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Cunty Caller Bob Caller Bob!
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Nothing to really add other than I am sorry.

Family can definitely suck sometimes.

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pittmike
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Yeah would be fun to just dash but guilt and responsibility

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:lol: yeah Q just what he needs is you to talk to his wife

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#TRUTH

Pittmike getting a Room in the CSFMB cabin!

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:lol: yeah Q just what he needs is you to talk to his wife

I will bet you $1,000 I could straighten that bitch out. It's what I do. Wouldn't be the first time I had to lend a pimp hand to a friend in need.

Dude that's his wife you're talking about. What the fuck.
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
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:lol: yeah Q just what he needs is you to talk to his wife

I will bet you $1,000 I could straighten that bitch out. It's what I do. Wouldn't be the first time I had to lend a pimp hand to a friend in need.

Dude that's his wife you're talking about. What the fuck.


I will take the $1000 wager!

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Nothing to really add other than I am sorry.


Same thoughts here Mike. I sincerely hope things pick up for you before Christmas,

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Hey lol take her to the cabin if you like the dead fish :lol:

I will stick with the alternative until I figure my life out.

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Sorry Mike. That sucks.
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pittmike
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What you gonna do. I will let her slip my paycheck to her happiness. All the while I will listen to my GF bitch why I don't make all known? Fuck it might as well eat a bullet.

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RFDC
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What you gonna do. I will let her slip my paycheck to her happiness. All the while I will listen to my GF bitch why I don't make all known? Fuck it might as well eat a bullet.

:lol: maybe your wife is a Caller Bob because you got a GF

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pittmike
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pittmike wrote:
What you gonna do. I will let her slip my paycheck to her happiness. All the while I will listen to my GF bitch why I don't make all known? Fuck it might as well eat a bullet.

:lol: maybe your wife is a Caller Bob because you got a GF



Or maybe I have a GF cuz my wife is a Caller Bob.... The world is full of paradoxes.

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pittmike wrote:
What you gonna do. I will let her slip my paycheck to her happiness. All the while I will listen to my GF bitch why I don't make all known? Fuck it might as well eat a bullet.

Don't eat a fucking bullet, dude.

. . . but you can start by hi-fivin' me for having a mean ass goomar contingency plan in place!

YOU DUURRRRRTY DAWGGGGGG YOU!!!

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This is all rather sordid for a nice town like Pittsburgh.

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Not at all it is a soap opera here.

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Urlacher's missing neck
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I hope the Steelers get the piss beat out of them tomorrow if that helps??

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I hope the Steelers get the piss beat out of them tomorrow if that helps??


nope go steelers

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Urlacher's missing neck
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pittmike wrote:
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I hope the Steelers get the piss beat out of them tomorrow if that helps??


nope go steelers

:twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

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Not at all it is a soap opera here.

Did your GF get you something? Or is she a Caller Bob also? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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