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 Post subject: Santa shot
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:38 pm 
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Stay Classy DC

http://goo.gl/aIsxOh

Time to move the capital!

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 Post subject: Re: Santa shot
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:20 pm 
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Link was shot too

http://deadspin.com/somebody-shot-a-d-c-santa-while-a-tv-crew-was-filming-1489149549

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 Post subject: Re: Santa shot
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:21 pm 
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I thought DC was a gun-free zone.

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 Post subject: Re: Santa shot
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:22 pm 
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Black Santa with cap in his ass wrote:
They shot me!


:lol:

Horrible, but couldn't help but laughing at it.


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 Post subject: Re: Santa shot
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:25 pm 
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Pellet gun, but still hurts,,,,Santa padding had to help

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 Post subject: Re: Santa shot
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:05 pm 
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bigfan wrote:
Pellet gun, but still hurts,,,,Santa padding had to help

Santa's not padded. He's naturally plump.


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 Post subject: Re: Santa shot
PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 4:37 pm 
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No one likes a skinny santa!

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 Post subject: Re: Santa shot
PostPosted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 8:21 pm 
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It's horrible, but you can't help but laugh with Santa down while kids are around him.

Things you'd never think you'd hear from a dressed up Santa.

Black Santa: Somebody done hit me with a pellet gun!!!! They're still shootin'!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Kids: :shock:

We really do live in a horrible world.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:09 am 
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Mr. Reason wrote:
I thought DC was a gun-free zone.

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I'll take Santa's Hot for $400, Trebek.

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