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spanky
PostPosted: Fri Dec 27, 2013 5:14 pm 
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Fuck, those ex-fat girls are not marriage material by any stretch, but they go at a dick like they are starving for water in the arid desert!

This. I'm not even looking for any strange and this chick hangs out at a place I hang out at. Talked to her a few times, mostly while she's waiting for her latest blind date to show up. Ended up being at the bar on a night she apparently didn't have any prospects lined up and so she started putting the full-court press on me to go home with her. She's scrolling through pics on her phone and she stops on a picture of a woman 3x's her size and says "that's what I looked like before" and then explains about the life-changing event gastric bypass surgery was for her. She had been severely obese since childhood. Even if I didn't already have good reasons not to go home with her, it would have been challenging to go home with her after seeing her before pic.

Your GF is not around anymore I take it?

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diet/exercise/discipline is so overrated. i reckon it's incumbent on any would-be/conquistador who efforts procreation with the lady to do some recon on it, cuz like panther intimated (or so i believe) there's some psychological issues going on with people who allow themselves to balloon to the point of gastric bypass, which in and of itself speaks to the person's constitution as they're looking for the shortcut as opposed to the effort.

so yeah while i'm not calling for the "JUDE" style star to identify them, let alone a scarlet letter or something..... still, i think any guy who eventually notices the spare flesh should have warning sirens go off and thusly oughta get the fuck out of dodge.

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Post-op transsexuals- duty to disclose?

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Your GF is not around anymore I take it?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Post-op transsexuals- duty to disclose?


I'm going to say yes, which I know isn't cool with the SJWs, but I don't care.

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What is that hilarious thing popping out of her gigantic vagina?

Those pants are not serving her well.

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Don Mattingly.

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So you're bagging on chicks who were overweight and went out an did something about it because at one time they were fat? Care to post a selfie of what I'm sure is your incredible physique and have Spaulding judge it?

:lol: Good point.

and you know some of the dudes that have a problem with this are married or dating 2 ton sally

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