hey i'm sorry ok...its a slow morning...

What do you mean? That's my Bar Mitzvah gift

One of my best friends when I was a kid was a guy named Mike. Like anyone that age, our relationship had its ups and downs. Mike and I weren't "cool" kids. We were just regular guys. But when it was time for Mike's Bar Mitzvah, he must have figured it was a way for him to get in with the popular group. He invited all these assholes who we weren't really friends with. And he didn't invite me. I still remind him of that to this very day. "I can't fucking believe you invited Greg Drebin to your Bar Mitzvah and not me, you motherfucker!" By the way, Greg Drebin went on to become some bigshot with MTV. Or maybe he just fetched coffee for that asshole Bob Pittman. If you don't believe me that this guy is like a walking, talking douchebag stereotype, just put "Greg Drebin" in a Google image search.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

bagels, did you get invitations to 6 more bar mitzvahs?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I google searched him. This showed up:

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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Man, Elaine was smoking hot in this time period.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

She still looks pretty good for a broad in her early 50's.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

slacks

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

grey sansabelt ?