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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:24 pm

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I almost want to see KC win here to watch Andy Reid stumble around all confused next week.

No Jamal Charles...is Indy really this bad?

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:26 pm

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Colts like to spot teams a couple TD's, ya know, to make it interesting.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:37 pm

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you know, a snowstorm in late-feb 2007 meant that instead of arriving in NYC for the first time at 3pm sunday with my future-ex-girlfriend prolly ready to blow me in the nearest "family restroom", i arrived at 4:52am on a miserable snowy/slushy monday morning. after shitting a fireball i get streetside and my first glance upon the visage of new york fucking city was a cab with an LED/LCD display up top saying PEYTON MANNING, COLTS, DEFEAT BEARS IN SUPER BOWL XLI 29-17" --- which led me to randomly blurt out "OH FUCK YOU" which elicited an instant disjointed/atmospheric response of "NO FUCK YOU BUDDY"

tl;dr = fuck the stupid fucking colts up their stupid fucking asses. seeing them down 24-7 rather quickly despite the presence of their downs-syndrome-superhero QB = a-ok in my book. midaswell go for a 49-7 loss cuz frank reich ain't coming to save this one.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:40 pm

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richardson's fumble was an abomination. cleveland got to have a little titter there.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:41 pm

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Luck could've picked up another 10 yards on that run, or even broke it for a TD. Kendrick Lewis is probably 5'11 190 to Luck's 6'4' 250. Von Miller was bouncing off Luck trying to tackle him when they played.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:44 pm

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There is a lot of bad safety play in the NFL.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:45 pm

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I wonder if Andy Reid has swapped out his play chart for a takeout menu yet.

I'm strongly considering going out to shovel and coming back for Iggles/Saints tonight.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:48 pm

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we're getting snow but it's only a light frosting so far. you're already accumulating shovel-level snow up there?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:49 pm

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Alex Smith is playing extremely well. I wish I could be impressed, but his arm is too weak for this to be real.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:50 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Alex Smith is playing extremely well. I wish I could be impressed, but his arm is too weak for this to be real.

He isn't a bad QB.

I'm just on pins and needles here...do the Chiefs break SomeGuy's heart, yet again or do they actually advance in the playoffs for the first time in a million years?

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:51 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

I wonder if Andy Reid has swapped out his play chart for a takeout menu yet.

I'm strongly considering going out to shovel and coming back for Iggles/Saints tonight.

yeah i think you're pretty much on point with that one. i just got done shoveling and i'm due to go pick up my chinese food after this message.... while indy has made a habit out of having compelling 2nd half comebacks this season, i think the chiefs are stout enough behind the gay-manager alex smith to hold off a quarterback who has yet to live up to his name.

that said, i don't think the chiefs are really a threat to go out and win a damn super bowl this year.... especially with a potentially-"woozy" (a la chris chandelier) jamaal charles. if he's out then they're out, cuz a top flight offense like denver, if not a properly motivated offense like san diego, can take them to the woodshed and be like "whatch00 got, alex smith?"

and, as always, his best answer would be "colin kaepernick's phone number"

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:51 pm

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Andy Reid resting his starters last week is paying off, Colts defense looks gassed. Chiefs averaging 5.5 yds per run.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:52 pm

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W_Z wrote:

we're getting snow but it's only a light frosting so far. you're already accumulating shovel-level snow up there?

It's been snowing since 11. Stuff has been blown all over from last night. I'm thinking I may get out ahead of it for now because my wife is sick, so I'm the only one that can do it.

And if this shit isn't powder, it's going to really suck.

But I digress.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:56 pm

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that sucks, boyd...hope you have plenty of liquid decompression to supplement.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:57 pm

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http://bit.ly/1d4MH6s

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Fargo, ND – Local resident Todd Fox has been detained for “reckless endangerment” and “illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry” for attacking snow with his flamethrower. Fox reportedly became so fed up with the week-long blowing snow epidemic in his area that he decided to KILL IT WITH FIRE.

The neighborhood was treated with quite a show last night as Fox unleashed an inferno upon the mountainous snow palace that was his front yard. Neighbors to his immediate right and left noticed a bright orange cloud and could hear what they thought was “puff the magic dragon spewing mayhem all over hell,” which prompted one of them to notify police.

Fox stated that he was simply “fed up with battling the elements” and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull shit.”

Police say that Fox surrendered his efforts immediately upon their arrival and that his front yard “looked like a hydrogen bomb had gone off.” They think he was just happy to be done with snow removal, even if it did mean a trip to jail.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:58 pm

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W_Z wrote:

:( that sucks, boyd...hope you have plenty of liquid decompression to supplement.

My currently unopened bottle of Jack may be getting a workout tonight.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:12 pm

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I hope KC keeps it up because there's nothing better than knowing a wife-abusing bandwagoner Colts/Peyton fan is gon' get all pissy and shitty about HIS Colts.
P.S. - he's originally from Temecula, CA. and I wish that Caller Bob every level of uncomfort as US law would allow.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:14 pm

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:19 pm

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pittmike wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

Like hoping anyone's favorite team loses if they hate that person, don't worry about it. Petty.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:19 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

W_Z wrote:

:( that sucks, boyd...hope you have plenty of liquid decompression to supplement.

My currently unopened bottle of Jack may be getting a workout tonight.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:19 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:24 pm

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Luck doing his Manning post season impression today.

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Not over yet.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:28 pm

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NearWessSideHussra wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

Same dead eyes, lolz, but fatter, more baldness, more badness.
Juggalo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:33 pm

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Well...only about an inch and a half so far here in Gurnee.

In other stories...

It's really nice that the NHL network has the Hockey Night in Canada simulcast from CBC, but I have no desire whatsoever to watch the fucking Rangers and Maple Leafs...the alternate Sens/Habs game is far more attractive to help me kill time before the second game tonight, but alas, I don't get to watch it because I don't have the Center Ice package.

And there's nothing else on.

Long story short, this game blows.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:46 pm

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Feels like the Broncos-Pats game from this season.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:46 pm

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starting to get a tad interesting...

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:50 pm

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Give me another Indy TD, and I buy the comeback.

When I was outside, this game had me thinking about the Houston/Buffalo game from 92.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:51 pm

100000 CLUB

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Luck is in a rhythm and every Chief player is concussed.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:54 pm

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Andy Reid needs to go back to the running game. 5-6 yds per carry/eat up the clock.

Another KC player down, damn, didn't know the Colts hired Gregg Williams.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Wild Card Round

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:57 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Alex Smith is playing extremely well. I wish I could be impressed, but his arm is too weak for this to be real.

He isn't a bad QB.

I'm just on pins and needles here...do the Chiefs break SomeGuy's heart, yet again or do they actually advance in the playoffs for the first time in a million years?

I was kidding. I've always liked Alex Smith, and he's playing a hell of a game.

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