Normally I just laugh off his tales of which woman can "get it," but I listened to the guy Tuesday night use women as an analogy to sports. He is said football was his wife, baseball his first love and some other crap of that nature. Please get a woman Larry. You make enough to get you a high end disease free escort. And his shows still suck. How many years away is he from 40?

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It was football is his wife, baseball is his first love, and Basketball is the girl from Canada he dated.
At least he was self aware enough to laugh at himself with the Canada joke.

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Which one is the girl who calls in and he invites over?

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Johnathan.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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"I'm the Ben Zobrist of the Score. And I'm ok with that."

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

If football was his wife, we'd all be watching soccer.

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- Henry George

He should be plus 3 or 4 wins over a replacement creep easily.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Zobrist

He is more like Mike Fontenot

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Fontenot's a good one. I was thinking Augie Ojeda.

Remember Mic k Kelleher? He was pre-Augie

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

oh I remember him, Jimmy. Brutal.

You just knew that when you combined:

Kaplan + Bad Larry midday ratings = Leary looking for affirmation

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God that's hilarious.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Who is this?

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10 More Wins

Which Kelleher single was your favorite?

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You know me like that.

Suprised he didnt list hip hop as his misteress

See, if I were Sir, I would be working that show for any female groupie who might be out there. Sure you'd end up with a few Stephs showing up at the studio at 10 pm but there have to be enough acceptable one's to make it worth the effort a few times per week.

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Or take it a step further to the live shows and remotes

Is there any female easier than a sports radio fan at a bar on a weeknight?

He said while filling in for Mac he's doing just fine in the women deparment thank you very much. I believe him.

He doesnt have trouble finding women, he just has trouble keeping them


As is often the case for Big City players

Guys on the station were making fun of Manti Te'o and Aaron Rodgers for telling everyone how much they really, really, really, like women, but Laurence does that pretty much every time he's on the air. I don't know how that clown continues to go unmocked on that station.

How does he NOT know how that comes across? The more you talk about it, the less likely it is that you do it. Everyone learned that in jr. high and H.S.

No doubt but fine is not good enough for an aging nighttime radio talker.

Les and Mariotti both parlayed their entertainment credentials into vaginal bliss...LES AND MARIOTTI!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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Les is gifted per multiple sources.

I will agree as to working it, or just working the younger female crowd that is more into sports than older broads, but I only know of my one first hand eye witness event of the girl who told me her sister went to Larrys house after calling in. And when your sister calls you ugly to a total stranger, you know she is not a looker.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Do you think each asked the other to wear a bag over their head?

While it's weird what Larry did, I also think it's quite dangerous and reckless. Both for Larry and CBS.

You can't ask strange callers to come to your apartment. What if it's a minor? Then, not only does Larry go to jail, but the Score gets sued.

And if Big Fan knows of this one incident, you can make the assumption that Larry does this quite a bit.

I'll bet Dean Richards has done the walk of shame home from Laurence's bachelor pad on at least one occasion.

I heard Sir got a girl's number off an AIDS walk list.

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I'm not entirely clear as to why I initially read that as an "AIDS watch list" .......

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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