The insanely overrated Gerry Dinardo stops in to talk about having dinner with Dan & Terry again.

Friday Fung: Relative Greatness

More ball washing over the B&B Soundboard.

Also: Dan will let us know how it was very interesting for him to realize why, exactly, Frank Thomas' getting into the HOF was "odd" for him. Get your recorders ready, as he'll probably only recap this event another dozen times.

Here's to hoping we get an Art Petacque mention or story today (fingers crossed).

Bernstein busting Spiegels balls for saying fahg instead of fog. He also calls Laurence, Lahrence.

I love fond talk about The Old Days.

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The HFC was a great fucking show.

This thing is a blast

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/boers-and-b ... oundboard/

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Is there still a moratorium on using George Ofman audio? So much gold we can't enjoy.

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I looked for that immediately. Maybe it's just too good to give out for free.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Who is the worst update person in WSCR history?

1) George Offman
2) Kerry Sayers
3) ???

George was fun bad. Kerry is just bad bad.

Rongey is maybe the worst now. You can hear the bitterness in his voice.....

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Dan is awfully upset about an article that basically says Theoandjed are the best and Ricketts is a boob. He's said the same thing himself from time to time.

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Good point. Most of George's fuckups were funny. Kerry is just terrible at her job.

If Jesse Rogers ever did updates on a regular basis he would have been a strong contender for the crown.

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I like Rongey. Matt is easily in my worst three.

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Dan Bernstein: "Kris Bryant will come up this year and hit homeruns."

Well I think so, but I sure don't KNOW SO.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Well, you're no Dan Bernstein.

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You know me like that.

So what's the projected lineup look like?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Ty Cobb
Willie Mays
Babe Ruth
Lou Gehrig
Hank Aaron
Johnny Bench
George Brett
Cal Ripken

Cy Young

These guys are killing me.

Baez, Bryant and all them will be great. It is just unfortunate that Castro, Rizzo, and Jackson suck. They weren't so supposed to suck. Nobody can help that!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

This is quite silly.


Brett should not be batting 7th.

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It would be nice for Cub fans and Cubbie-Boy Bernsie if Bryant is a star. I as a sox fan am always cynical so I have two words for what can't miss can turn into... Brooks Keyshnick.

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Elections have consequences.

Adam Harris checking in a 3. No way that is the voice of a grown man who thought a radio career was a good plan.
I'm pretty sure it's actually Bernsteins son calling in from home.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

"I hate angry white men."
"Where do you fall on that?"

hahaha.

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agree that george was fun bad so i can't put him on the list... he's probably #1 on my list of best update anchors because of fun bad.... for me its 1- kerry, 2 - abattacola and i don't have a 3rd, the rest are either good or not annoyingly terrible

I always liked George, so no.
Kerry? yeah, probably.

My #1 is (was) without a shadow of a doubt Joe Bartosch. I would put Rodewald at #3.

If you count their sister station Eric Brown is in the team photo as well.

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Not a mult.

Ooh, SHARK is gonna hunt you down, man.

George is by far the worst because as much as he tried to style himself as a professional broadcaster, the son of a gun could clearly neither write nor read copy. Adam Harris is unequivocally unfit to be on the radio in Chicago, or Indianapolis, or Fuckmeintheass, South Dakota, but you get the sense he must kinda know, right?

Bartosch wasn't bad so much as he just got kind of tiresome.

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Would you like an award for being cynical?

No award necessary.

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Elections have consequences.

Joe Borchard

You really had to go there RPB?

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My thoughts are bad but not pittmike awful.