matty's birthday??
Dan made white bean soup. Show should be extra faaaahty.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Why did he go with the inferior white beans when everyone knows the black beans are better?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

OMG, people are going CRAZY on Twitter about this Clark thing.

Low-hanging fruit generally brings out the intellectuals.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Granted it was before Twitter but I remember sports radio going nuts when the Bears introduced Staley the Bear in 2003.
People demanded that the team focus on winning and many cancelled their season tickets.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

This is worse than child hunger or walking with a goat for charity.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

It's amazing how little these morons know about sports. It's well known that Jordan was drafted in 84'.

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Did I seriously hear Terry Boers get Michael Jordan's draft year wrong?

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And not once did we get the 83 drop

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-- source

Dan: I think it was 84, wasn't it?
Terry: NO. Michael was drafted before then, because I was covering him.

Michael Jordan drafted #3 by the Bulls on Jun 19, 1984

That is an insane thing to get wrong. When sports. Is. Your. Job.

Just as bad that they don't know the year of the best Bears draft of all time.

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I want you to know, I appreciate your straight forward sports posting presence here.

It's not like he references that season much

RICH PEOPLE ARE FANS TOO, YOU KNOW!

EDIT: oh man he just accidentally dropped the "DEY PAY YER SALARY!" canard but in reference to hedge fund managers got this is fucking fantastic

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Bernstein standing up for the hedge fund manager. Outstanding.

How dare a professional athlete have a proper perspective about how lucky he is?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

And it all comes back to Jared Melman being insulted! I didn't think it was gonna get better and then it did!

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Just another week in dumb. last week was Briggs the wrong side linebacker?

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Elections have consequences.

That was great.

I'm kinda getting the gist but for those of us not listening what was this all about?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

1976?

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He's really trolling for calls from Joe 6 Pack from da sout side today.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Joakim Noah engaged in some populist blather about playing for The Little People in the 300, Haugh wrote about it, and Dan utterly flipped his shit because you shouldn't be celebrated for playing for The Little People and not talk about playing for The Big People, too, because the people with courtside seats pay his salary. "What about the hedge fund manager?", Dan asked, "are you playing for him?" Then he said "what about Jared Melman and whichever dimepiece he brings to every game?" For good measure, he added that you're not playing for the people in the 300 level, you're playing for Jerry Reinsdorf.

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This is why JORR can't do Bernstein impressions, because explanations like this sound like it's doing an impression.

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Hmmm.....good draft.....community.....got a guy......had a name........

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oh my....

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'm 90% with Bernsey on this one. Haugh is an idiot at all times.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Why won't anyone think of the millionaires?

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