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Gotta believe that this stupid old fuck had the "Stand your Ground" law in mind



Didn't have to. He's a former cop. When he walks, and you best believe he will, let me know how many of the race hustlers from the Trayvon Martin shooting show up for this case.

Itd be nice to put George Zimmerman, this guy, and A Lion in a cage


I'm not the capital punishment type.

Neither am I after Ive had some time to digest. I always want death right away.
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Gotta believe that this stupid old fuck had the "Stand your Ground" law in mind



Didn't have to. He's a former cop. When he walks, and you best believe he will, let me know how many of the race hustlers from the Trayvon Martin shooting show up for this case.


So would the "race hustlers" be wrong? I'm confused...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Gotta believe that this stupid old fuck had the "Stand your Ground" law in mind



Didn't have to. He's a former cop. When he walks, and you best believe he will, let me know how many of the race hustlers from the Trayvon Martin shooting show up for this case.


So would the "race hustlers" be wrong? I'm confused...


No you aren't Ivan. You are already here.

Good to see you didn't lose your victim card while you were on sabbatical.

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Itd be nice to put George Zimmerman, this guy, and A Lion in a cage
I think the cop would die first, and Zimmerman would put up a good fight, but Chris Speilman would get him in the end.

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Isn't this what happened in the original Scary Movie, when they killed the chick because she was acting loud and crazy in the theater?

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Itd be nice to put George Zimmerman, this guy, and A Lion in a cage
I think the cop would die first, and Zimmerman would put up a good fight, but Chris Speilman would get him in the end.


If they both had to listen to Spielman do game analysis then they would kill themselves instead.

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Here's some OLD MAN CRAZY, I can support....


Its 20 items or less, not 22

Elderly Walmart Customer Attacks Disabled Man in Express Line Brawl

A 77-year-old Walmart shopper attacked a handicapped, scooter-using fellow customer because the disabled man tried to purchase 22 items in a 20-items-or-less express line.

John Malherbe, 67, told police he was unloading his "electric shopping cart" in the express lane while the man behind him, identified as William Gollady, counted the number of items aloud. "When the count exceeded 20, Golladay began yelling at him that he had too many items and told him he couldn't use that register," a Charlotte County, Florida sheriff's deputy wrote in his report, according to the Smoking Gun.

Words were exchanged. Gollady walked away, but quickly returned and "intentionally pushed the metal shopping cart into Malherbe's right elbow causing pain," according to the police report.

Walmart managers walked Gollady out of the store but he reportedly stormed back in and confronted Malherbe "with both fists raised." Employees intervened and called police, who found Golladay "uncooperative and... ranting about how the man in front of him was in the 20 item express lane attempting to purchase over 20 items."

Police arrested Golladay on charges of battery on a person 65 years or older.
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Walmart managers walked Gollady out of the store but he reportedly stormed back in and confronted Malherbe "with both fists raised." Gollady reportedly said to Malherbe, "How about I do you a favor upside your head?" Employees intervened and called police, who found Golladay "uncooperative and... ranting about how the man in front of him was in the 20 item express lane attempting to purchase over 20 items."

Police arrested Golladay on charges of battery on a person 65 years or older.
Crazy.

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Seacrest wrote:
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Gotta believe that this stupid old fuck had the "Stand your Ground" law in mind



Didn't have to. He's a former cop. When he walks, and you best believe he will, let me know how many of the race hustlers from the Trayvon Martin shooting show up for this case.


So would the "race hustlers" be wrong? I'm confused...


No you aren't Ivan. You are already here.

Good to see you didn't lose your victim card while you were on sabbatical.


Yikes. Thanks for answering the question.

Good talk...

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And why would you consider me a "victim". That's a very curious comment...

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The reasons for not going to a theater keep piling up for me.


I haven't been to one in almost five years.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
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One thing that hasn't been mentioned, who texts a three year old? Can a three year old read?

Could have been a picture. And Three year olds can definitely recognize some words in print.


Seriously, I know the guy was annoying, but not that 3 year old doesnt have a father for the rest of her fucking life.

Fuck the shooter. Kill him.


Of course we can't have people going around shooting each other over stupid ass shit like that. The guy is going to be punished. I'm just saying I don't feel too bad about it. I suspect that if the scene of the shooting had been in a movie, we might be cheering the shooter. That little girl would still have a father if her father hadn't been so comfortable being an ignorant cocksucker. The very basis of a "society" is respect for others. Anyone who has attended a movie in recent years knows that it's sorely lacking. It's what my old granddad used to call, "Hooray for me, the hell with you."

Yeah, pretty sure you and I have been guilty of Hooray for me the hell with you. Thankfully were alive to post about it.

Yeah, the guy being borderline annoying (watch the fucking screen, and dont worry about my cell phone light which is barely noticeable)

Now he's dead.

I just hate this story and people's reaction to it.

Id be right there with you if he had just punched the guy or attacked him. THAT would be funny.


The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.

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The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.

How dare you


Walt had a reason for everything he did



Any change in your opinion since the fucking movie wasnt even on yet?
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The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.

How dare you


Walt had a reason for everything he did



Any change in your opinion since the fucking movie wasnt even on yet?


Safe to say that he won't be repeating his mistake.

Sad to say that his daughter will one day realize that her father should have chosen a different way.

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The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.

How dare you

Walt had a reason for everything he did

Any change in your opinion since the fucking movie wasnt even on yet?



I'll admit it was a little extreme to do during a preview. Unless the preview was for Anchorman II.

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Elderly Walmart Customer Attacks Disabled Man in Express Line Brawl

A 77-year-old Walmart shopper attacked a handicapped, scooter-using fellow customer because the disabled man tried to purchase 22 items in a 20-items-or-less express line.

John Malherbe, 67, told police he was unloading his "electric shopping cart" in the express lane while the man behind him, identified as William Gollady, counted the number of items aloud. "When the count exceeded 20, Golladay began yelling at him that he had too many items and told him he couldn't use that register," a Charlotte County, Florida sheriff's deputy wrote in his report, according to the Smoking Gun.


Does the crazy migrate to Florida or does Florida make the crazy.
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I could understand if it was during the actual movie but it was during coming attraction.

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I could understand if it was during the actual movie but it was during coming attraction.


Some people make it a point to arrive for the previews. Once the lights go off so should the phones.

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The last two times I've been at the movies, the lights haven't been dimmed until all of the previews and commercials were over with.

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Ive been to three movies since 2006

Is the light really an issue?
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Ive been to three movies since 2006

Is the light really an issue?



The light from a cellphone? Of course. People pay $12 to escape and now some asshole is bringing me back to my shitty life by tapping out a message on his phone when I'm supposed to be on a boat with Leo and Jonah Hill.

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Ive been to three movies since 2006

Is the light really an issue?


How does a parent get away with not taking a kid to at least a few of the movies directed specifically at kids each year. It's unavoidable for every but the most absentee of parents...oh wait, sorry.

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:lol: :lol: Joe Orr, do you wear a suit and a fedora when you go to the theatre like its 1933?

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Ive been to three movies since 2006

Is the light really an issue?



The light from a cellphone? Of course. People pay $12 to escape and now some asshole is bringing me back to my shitty life by tapping out a message on his phone when I'm supposed to be on a boat with Leo and Jonah Hill.


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The reasons for not going to a theater keep piling up for me.


I haven't been to one in almost five years.

:lol: I'm with you. We saw our first non-animated movie in a theater in 6 years a couple weeks ago. And I wasted it on that stupid Ben Stiller crap.


I struggle to see how a person gets distracted by a 3 inch glowing screen 4 rows away while they are sitting in front of a 150-ft behemoth with chair-rattling sound.

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Ive been to three movies since 2006

Is the light really an issue?


How does a parent get away with not taking a kid to at least a few of the movies directed specifically at kids each year. It's unavoidable for every but the most absentee of parents...oh wait, sorry.

The three movies: Wreck it Ralph, Smurfs 2, and Toy Story 3



Also her mother takes her. l prefer actual interaction with the child as opposed to sitting silently in the dark but I understand for someone your age, going to the movies is as physical as its gonna get
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Joe Orr RoadimRod wrote:
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Ive been to three movies since 2006

Is the light really an issue?



The light from a cellphone? Of course. People pay $12 to escape and now some asshole is bringing me back to my shitty life by tapping out a message on his phone when I'm supposed to be on a boat with Leo and Jonah Hill.

I cant imagine a cell phone light even registering if iI'm watching the movie
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Bootleg sales are up after this shooting. Can you tell the child the reason her father was murdered?

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Bootleg sales are up after this shooting. Can you tell the child the reason her father was murdered?


I think she saw it happen.

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Bootleg sales are up after this shooting. Can you tell the child the reason her father was murdered?


I think she saw it happen.


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