So little Nas is turning 7 on Friday. Some of you old timers may remember my celebration of finally producing a boy. His sisters came up with an idea that is sure to piss him off that morning and I've agreed to go along with it. Our plan is to not even acknowledge his birthday when he wakes up. To basically act as if we don't know or we forgot. Since I love practical jokes I'm all in on this one.

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Respectfully Nas, I think thats a little messed up. He's 7. Wont be funny at all to him.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Like when a rook hits his 1st HR,he gets the silent treatment. Happy Birthday to little Nas!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

nas is republican. its not about what matters, it just needs to entertain or benefit himself.

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Passive aggression may not be a good life lesson.

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I've considered that. That's why I asked. Even though I think he'll laugh about it AFTER we acknowledge it.

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No don't. I turned 42 a few years ago. The evil woman I am married to either forgot so she says or fucked with me. Either way as she would have been the ones to tell kids I sat all day long without a word. For me I survived. For 7 y/o even an hour will crush him.

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Someone better tell Nas about this.

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Got it! It wasn't going to last longer than a few mins but I understand. There is a birthday morning thing that I do with all of the kids and the plan was just to delay it by a few mins.

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This is Nas:

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<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

And then he gets to sit on the dining room table and blow out his candles across from the senior with a Porsche.

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I wouldn't do it, Nas.

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You know me like that.

Chus

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He get's his PS4 that I had to buy off of Ebay and before the weekend is over he'll probably have talked me into a basketball game featuring Kobe or Durant.

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Don't do it Nas.

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I see I have a very twisted sense of humor and it's probably rubbed off on my kids. I'm glad I asked this question.

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If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny.

But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO.

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You know me like that.

When I was 7,I was already stealing canolis from the bakery & picking up chicks with my friends.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Take the canoli, leave the gun.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I think that guy took one too many canolis.

By canoli he means penis.
By penis he means giant penis.

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Wake him up by telling you have a terminal illness and these are your last few days together. When you tell him the truth he will hardly notice the birthday snub.

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And men have lost their reason.

Tell him he's adopted and you're not sure WHEN his birthday is

Socks, a book and a nice shirt. I am sure he will be very happy.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Send him a birthday text from a movie theater.

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- Henry George

I'm not a father, so I should not have an opinion on this matter.

I agree with this. Couldn't you put the wrong name or wrong age on his cake or something? Maybe give him a Barbie doll or something else that he hates as a joke gift?

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Let it go!

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