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PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:43 pm 
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So little Nas is turning 7 on Friday. Some of you old timers may remember my celebration of finally producing a boy. His sisters came up with an idea that is sure to piss him off that morning and I've agreed to go along with it. Our plan is to not even acknowledge his birthday when he wakes up. To basically act as if we don't know or we forgot. Since I love practical jokes I'm all in on this one.

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So little Nas is turning 7 on Friday. Some of you old timers may remember my celebration of finally producing a boy. His sisters came up with an idea that is sure to piss him off that morning and I've agreed to go along with it. Our plan is to not even acknowledge his birthday when he wakes up. To basically act as if we don't know or we forgot. Since I love practical jokes I'm all in on this one.

Respectfully Nas, I think thats a little messed up. He's 7. Wont be funny at all to him.

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Like when a rook hits his 1st HR,he gets the silent treatment. Happy Birthday to little Nas!

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nas is republican. its not about what matters, it just needs to entertain or benefit himself.

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Nas wrote:
So little Nas is turning 7 on Friday. Some of you old timers may remember my celebration of finally producing a boy. His sisters came up with an idea that is sure to piss him off that morning and I've agreed to go along with it. Our plan is to not even acknowledge his birthday when he wakes up. To basically act as if we don't know or we forgot. Since I love practical jokes I'm all in on this one.



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Nas wrote:
So little Nas is turning 7 on Friday. Some of you old timers may remember my celebration of finally producing a boy. His sisters came up with an idea that is sure to piss him off that morning and I've agreed to go along with it. Our plan is to not even acknowledge his birthday when he wakes up. To basically act as if we don't know or we forgot. Since I love practical jokes I'm all in on this one.

Respectfully Nas, I think thats a little messed up. He's 7. Wont be funny at all to him.


I've considered that. That's why I asked. Even though I think he'll laugh about it AFTER we acknowledge it.

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No don't. I turned 42 a few years ago. The evil woman I am married to either forgot so she says or fucked with me. Either way as she would have been the ones to tell kids I sat all day long without a word. For me I survived. For 7 y/o even an hour will crush him.

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nas is republican. its not about what matters, it just needs to entertain or benefit himself.

Someone better tell Nas about this.

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No don't. I turned 42 a few years ago. The evil woman I am married to either forgot so she says or fucked with me. Either way as she would have been the ones to tell kids I sat all day long without a word. For me I survived. For 7 y/o even an hour will crush him.


Got it! It wasn't going to last longer than a few mins but I understand. There is a birthday morning thing that I do with all of the kids and the plan was just to delay it by a few mins.

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And then he gets to sit on the dining room table and blow out his candles across from the senior with a Porsche.


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This is Nas:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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And then he gets to sit on the dining room table and blow out his candles across from the senior with a Porsche.


He get's his PS4 that I had to buy off of Ebay and before the weekend is over he'll probably have talked me into a basketball game featuring Kobe or Durant.

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Don't do it Nas.

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I see I have a very twisted sense of humor and it's probably rubbed off on my kids. I'm glad I asked this question.

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If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny.

But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny.

But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO.


When I was 7,I was already stealing canolis from the bakery & picking up chicks with my friends.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny.

But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO.


When I was 7,I was already stealing canolis from the bakery & picking up chicks with my friends.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny.

But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO.


When I was 7,I was already stealing canolis from the bakery & picking up chicks with my friends.


Take the canoli, leave the gun.

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jimmypasta wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny.

But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO.


When I was 7,I was already stealing canolis from the bakery & picking up chicks with my friends.


Take the canoli, leave the gun.

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I think that guy took one too many canolis.


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By canoli he means penis.
By penis he means giant penis.

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Wake him up by telling you have a terminal illness and these are your last few days together. When you tell him the truth he will hardly notice the birthday snub.

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Socks, a book and a nice shirt. I am sure he will be very happy.

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Send him a birthday text from a movie theater.

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I'm not a father, so I should not have an opinion on this matter.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
If he was, like, 12, it would probably be funny.

But 7 is still too wide-eyed excited IMO.
I agree with this. Couldn't you put the wrong name or wrong age on his cake or something? Maybe give him a Barbie doll or something else that he hates as a joke gift?

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Send him a birthday text from a movie theater.


Let it go!

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