i fingered it out. its join.me, which is a bastard child of logmein.

i emailed them about it. told them i will never use their service just because of that ad, and i will make sure everyone i know will use some other service. its the worst radio ad ive ever heard. COW TITS was better.

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That guy sounds like Tony Dungy.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

You really can't escape that non-24 commercial.


[silvy]SIU IS MY SCHOOL![/silvy]

State Farm, Geico, National Car Rental, Wendy's...

...consider yourself warned.

Why does the v/o guy in the Jewel commercial championing Chicago's Grocery Store sound like he's from Jersey? Juiciuh this, freshuh that! We'd nevuh leave!

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I can't take the Bob Rohrman outtakes commercials anymore.
The only one laughing is Bob Rohrman... and he sounds like a total asshole.

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Did they bring back the ones they were running last year or the year before? I haven't seen them lately but, yes, all of the outtakes seemed totally fake.

Stop with the goddman PS4 commercial featuring Lou Reed's "Perfect Day" sung by two tone deaf zombie-looking taint stains.

Also, Nationwide has been constantly running a spot with a giant baby. While I do appreciate the leathered up sexpot in their other commercial, anything with babies (especially giant babies) is unoriginal, played, and creepy.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

I'll never forget the day my son Jeremy told me hated me and slammed the door in my face.

Maybe you're a Caller Bob and a bad mom?

My son likes the giant baby commercial. Unfortunately as he is 3 and unable to purchase insurance their ad campaign is a failure.

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Anyone else hearing these Discover The Dinosaurs commercials? I looked it up on Yelp and every single review was one star. Basically, they just have big rubber/inflatable dinosaurs on an expo floor, you look at them, and then there are moonwalks and stuff. Also, it costs $50 to get in and that doesn't even include the stinkin' moonwalk.

And the pictures of it, god, this is the saddest:


It's those same flimsy blue partition curtains they use for every show that comes into town.


And man, the backdrops aren't even tall enough for the featured exhibits! Isn't there some rule against that?

Like, I just don't get what the point of any of this is. If you want your kids to learn about dinosaurs, why wouldn't you just take them the Field Museum instead of an expo center in Rosemont? What kid has ever had fun at an expo center in Rosemont? Just sounds like a scam. WELL I GUESS I SHAN'T BE GOING TO THIS EVENT FOR SMALL CHILDREN!

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So I hate to harp on the blind guy... but...

He says his blindness doesn't hold him back but he has trouble staying awake because he can't sleep at night because ... um... he's blind.

So... isn't that ah, holding him back?

I'd feel bad if I thought he'd see this but I suppose he won't so whatever.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

No one should feel bad for anything posted in this thread. Completely agree with you, Darkside. Hell, even the kid in the Kars 4 Kids spot deserves to grow up in a broken home.

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the usps commercial. you know the one. first of all, i don't care if it's about returns or what, the christmas music styling is nails on a chalkboard in january. second, i cannot stress enough how unfunny and unappealing off-tune singing is, especially when they make an effort not to rhyme anything in song to make it sound good.

I can sorta understand where he's coming from. Think about when you dream, it's about stuff you saw and experienced during the day. Since blind people can't see I always wonder what their dreams must be like.

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It's almost time for

Head on down to the boat show.

THE. BOAT. SHOW.

isn't it?

I am done with Stacy's Mom.

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Elections have consequences.

THE BOAT SHOW makes all the suffering through "happy boy am I" worthwhile.

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Doesn't the voice he uses for "Happy Boy am I" sound like the mom from Bob's Burgers?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Does this Caller Bob in the Cadence Health spot hint that she hopes her husband has a grabber?????

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Haha, we sure are having a great time hosting today. It reminds me of Cadence Health. Your fat ass husband will be there soon dont worry.

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Ay Fib. He's coming for you. He's part of the Levant crime syndicate led by Anklosing Spondylitis.

I do hope Jeremy kills his mom one day.

Progresso "Oh!" commercial must be struck down with biblical vengeance.

Morning Win must also die.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

"You got this!"


Whoever came up with this should get a spear in the eye.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

The new McDonalds Winter Olympics McNuggett ad where they show all the great medal winners in Americas past,yet no 1980 Men's Hockey? WTF you show Kaner and they only got a silver.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Did anybody from the 1980 team say hello to your mother?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

"Take You Billion Back, America" HR Block ads make me angry.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Commercials that will soon be getting on my nerves as Valentine's Day draws nearer:

1) Shari's Berries
2) Pajamagram (WSCR hosts like Spiegel, Boers, and Leery have a knack for making these annoying not only because of the frequency with which they run, but also the creepy way in which they're read)

Why are the people in the BCBS commercials going about their daily lives while openly carrying their insurance cards? Maybe you won't need your insurance card if you put it away and hold on to the rope with both hands as you descend that mountain.

AT&T commercial with the generic cracker suburban family. Kid is a robotic online gamer/mass murderer in the making. Emasculated dad watches mature HBO shows on pc whilst whacking off. Daughter is supposed to be doing homework but that rascally little twat is chatting with another teenage whore on her phone. Smiling Caller Bob mom who likes reading about celebrity gossip narrates.

HI MISS KELLY!

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

I'm very amused at Vermont Teddy Bear's new offering: the "nuts for you" bear. Who's that supposed to be for? Couples really into teabagging?

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?