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I think the word your looking for here is tumescence. Unless of course the pills they are hawking are indeed engorged with blood. In which case, gross.

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This has gotta be something BernSTINE puked out, right?

Navarro Bowman was quoted as screaming ACL. ICE. HOSPITAL.

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Bad.

I wish Dan would make a career change. The negatives far outweigh the positives.

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so hold on wait a minute, mister "big black studs" aka the #1 media proponent of the term "wang-whipping" is going to seriously hate on a glorious bit of verbal "wang-whipping" after the game? and don't give me that "poor erin andrews" crap, she's a sanctimonious bitch cuz when she left the ESPN mothership she was exposed to be so completely vapid and devoid of talent that they couldn't shove her into anything non-sideline-reporting due to her perpetual nemesis cogent thought, so now she's basically got this attitude like she's the queen of sideline reporting because since she's stuck doing that lowly thing that got her famous (you know, being a fine broad that people stare at despite her rather prodigious lack of a face) well DAMMIT she's kind of really a pretty big fucking deal, you know?

the whole bernstein columnist thing is just plain ol annoying..... i mean if we didn't get him preaching-to/condescending-to/mocking us for ~4.5hrs a day it'd be one thing, but really this whole column exercise is just there for him to preach to his ALS choir with some shostak level e vocabulary to mask his intentionally bland/non-confrontational (save the occasional crusade against something nobody else has the balls to take on, like child rape) drivel that in this case is only really saying "i watched football on sunday. i enjoyed the second game. i'm going to watch the superbowl now (you should too)" --- groundbreaking stuff there, dan.

these columns then turn around and fuel the stuff by ten foot midget where he comes out and starts his 670thescore.com career with the "OMFG I MADE IT I'M ONE OF THE BIG BOYS NOW" pseudo-intellectual column cuz imitation is really the sincerest form of "i'm in over my head here."

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The quick, brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

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His knee injury is a perpetual topic of conversation and writing. His wife must tell him to stfu when he tries to get sympathy for it more than a decade later

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Black people are sub-human. Got it.

Keep calling other people racist, though.

That knee injury was deinitely a watershed moment in his life. Probably on par with losing his virginity. Pussy. Condom. Bedroom.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Escort Service. AIDS Test. Visa.

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The Seahawks/49's game was not great by any stretch. It was terribly sloppy in the 4th quarter. You had the feeling it would end on a turnover because both teams made numerous mistakes. This wasn't a Joe Montana or John Elway style comeback victory that we'll be talking about for years to come. Instead it was pure slop that was made worse a by a terrible goal line fumble recovery that wasn't and a running into the kicker penalty that was obviously a 15 yard variety. Harbaugh may act like a tool on the sideline, but he had several reasons to be pissed in that game. And Kapernick was a complete let down in the 4th. Was anybody impressed with Russell Wilson?

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Comparing your 5'8.5" white knee to a Big Black Stud's is in poor taste, lil' Danny.

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May be imminent is an oxy moron is it not?

I'll ask Jason Goff.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

He didn't have an amazing game but I think he's very good. Wilson debatably had the worst weapons of all the playoff teams (NE in conversation).

Wilson isnt that good IMO. A good defense and running game are why he has had success. He's a middle of the road QB to me.

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Wilson does not impress me at all. Middle of the road....he didn't do a thing in that game.

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Denis is obviously a Hank mult