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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:20 pm 
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I have three 13.1 stickers. Not on my car, but in a drawer at home. I'll send them your way, RPB. You can have a ceremonial sticker burning. I have no interest in earning a 26.2. I'm happy with running half marathons.

Your running habits seem pretty short sighted.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 11:25 pm 
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i think a "0.1 - How far it'll take for me to run into you" would be a good bumper sticker.


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Yeah the family stickers are lame. And those stickers with the little rascal pissing on some logo or team name. Only a cunty halfwitted shit-smearing fuckstain would put on that on an automobile. When I see that on a car I often wish we were in a lawless society so I could take a telescopic friction lock baton to the knees of whatever cock-eating fuckwad was behind the wheel.


I heard KS made some stickers showing CSFMB as the urinary target.

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Am I the only one with the "5k braggers"? Congratulations on running/jogging/walking 3 miles. You don't have to talk about how excited you are to do it, and then that you are doing it, and then how awesome it was to travel on foot for 3 miles. It doesn't make you an athlete. It makes you in shape enough to do 45 minutes worth of work.

It's like all the terrible things about marathoners combined with not actually doing something even moderately impressive.

How bout the 26.2 bumper stickers?

I mean, those are lame, but even worse the fucking 13.1. No sticker til you finish one, you self conscious half assed marathoner!
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I did see one a few days ago that said 0.0 I don't run. I found that one funny and most bumper stickers suck.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:52 pm 
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I posted ones from this lady before, but she is a real piece of work :lol:

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OK so pondered on this all night !! Ok my son has been playing baseball for the same team since he was 4 years old ,he is almost 10 in a few days that is 6 years ! My older son played for them from 4-15 and that is 11 and I coached for 4 of them , daughter did 2 years till she lost her toe that is a Grand total of 19 years with XXXXX baseball 17 years of that have been great !! These last 2 man u deal with some rude ass people !! ok I have one coach and one mom from the team on my list !! And he has 3 coaches !! Not one person could let us know about baseball sign ups ! Not one person good think of him like really let me see your score book let me see what my son has done for your team in them 10 years !! Sounds to me like some people r a lil intimidated by my son cause he plays full heart and soul he plays every position great ,cause he is very confinement in his self !!! Well guess what this will not stop us ! I am sure I know my son and this will just make him better !!! And let his coaches not pick him and see what happen out of that ! I mean this is for kids to have fun but if we want we can go play by play and see who needs him on their team !! Man this has me so pissed !!


Then follow that up with 4 comments on her own post complaining that no one understands or cares since no one comments LOL

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I posted ones from this lady before, but she is a real piece of work :lol:

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OK so pondered on this all night !! Ok my son has been playing baseball for the same team since he was 4 years old ,he is almost 10 in a few days that is 6 years ! My older son played for them from 4-15 and that is 11 and I coached for 4 of them , daughter did 2 years till she lost her toe that is a Grand total of 19 years with XXXXX baseball 17 years of that have been great !! These last 2 man u deal with some rude ass people !! ok I have one coach and one mom from the team on my list !! And he has 3 coaches !! Not one person could let us know about baseball sign ups ! Not one person good think of him like really let me see your score book let me see what my son has done for your team in them 10 years !! Sounds to me like some people r a lil intimidated by my son cause he plays full heart and soul he plays every position great ,cause he is very confinement in his self !!! Well guess what this will not stop us ! I am sure I know my son and this will just make him better !!! And let his coaches not pick him and see what happen out of that ! I mean this is for kids to have fun but if we want we can go play by play and see who needs him on their team !! Man this has me so pissed !!


Then follow that up with 4 comments on her own post complaining that no one understands or cares since no one comments LOL


The daughter losing a toe had me :lol: That came out of left field.

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this is awesome :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

5.5, might need to deduct another point because of the Heat hat.
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That tongue is creepy, and what the hell is between her sweater and pants? Is it some tucked in undershirt or exposed underwear?


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:lol: i seriously emailed this link at work to my home email so i could post this as a shoutout later tonight. damnit! i love this story.


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Bagels wrote:

:lol: :lol:

5.5, might need to deduct another point because of the Heat hat.
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This is in response to a 20 second video of a boxer dog in a car laying on the horn while people video taped it....

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Sophia Palmer - This isn't fucking funny, cars can heat up and drop temperature very quickly, and 20 minutes in a rolled up car is definitely long enough to kill a dog.

Chris N- How do you know the AC isn't on?
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Sophia Palmer - You'd have to have the keys in the ignition for that to be running, and what are the chances of a person leaving the keys in their car with their dog to stand guard for 20 minutes?

Brooke C- Good point, but it's Scotland.

Justine G- If it were a hot day, I'd be right there with you on this, Sophia. Matter of fact, I would have broken out a window. But it's winter in Scotland. No harm.

Sophia Palmer - And the temperature can drop drastically inside a car during the winter, especially in Scotland. Boxers have a short coat, so their even more susceptible to hypothermia and frostbite. Just don't leave you dog in the car!


Mind you, if you watch the video the dog is not in any sort of distress, and it is the owners that are video taping the damn thing.

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Pets are not that interesting. Maybe kids arent either, pets definitely arent


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Pets are not that interesting. Maybe kids arent either, pets definitely arent


The only thing worse than a large number of posts per day about ones children are multiple posts per day about ones pet. :lol: :lol:

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One thing that sucks about my husband is he spent so much of his time partying with a bunch of sluts and when it is time to drink with me I always get um no thanks I dont drink no more did enough of that in my time !! F off !!! I need a drinking buddy !!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:11 pm 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Pets are not that interesting. Maybe kids arent either, pets definitely arent


You know what's the best?! Pictures of pets... asleep! It's so hilarious/cute!...

But seriously, people post that shit all the time. My dog sleeps all day. It's really not interesting or unusual. It's definitely not worth sharing on Facebook.

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One thing that sucks about my husband is he spent so much of his time partying with a bunch of sluts and when it is time to drink with me I always get um no thanks I dont drink no more did enough of that in my time !! F off !!! I need a drinking buddy !!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Congrats on coming out, Ralph. Really didn't see that one coming.


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How bout the people who have to constantly repost someone else's profound/inspiring quote/photo, and the only thing they write themselves is.......
"Truth!".

I have family members who do this ALL the time. Here's an idea.

How bout if YOU come up with an unoriginal thought for once instead of sharing everybody else's with the class?

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How bout the people who have to constantly repost someone else's profound/inspiring quote/photo, and the only thing they write themselves is.......
"Truth!".

I have family members who do this ALL the time. Here's an idea.

How bout if YOU come up with an unoriginal thought for once instead of sharing everybody else's with the class?

Truth


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shirtless driver wrote:
How bout the people who have to constantly repost someone else's profound/inspiring quote/photo, and the only thing they write themselves is.......
"Truth!".

I have family members who do this ALL the time. Here's an idea.

How bout if YOU come up with an unoriginal thought for once instead of sharing everybody else's with the class?

Truth

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spanky wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
How bout the people who have to constantly repost someone else's profound/inspiring quote/photo, and the only thing they write themselves is.......
"Truth!".

I have family members who do this ALL the time. Here's an idea.

How bout if YOU come up with an unoriginal thought for once instead of sharing everybody else's with the class?

Truth

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bosco wrote:
spanky wrote:
lipidquadcab wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
How bout the people who have to constantly repost someone else's profound/inspiring quote/photo, and the only thing they write themselves is.......
"Truth!".

I have family members who do this ALL the time. Here's an idea.

How bout if YOU come up with an unoriginal thought for once instead of sharing everybody else's with the class?

Truth

!


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Reposted with a "Had to steal this" line


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Reposted with a "Had to steal this" line

97% of people won't have the courage to share this. Will you?


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Reposted with a "Had to steal this" line

97% of people won't have the courage to share this. Will you?


DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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