welp the olympics are officially underway (at least some figure skating qualifying stuff b4 the opening ceremony i think) and already america has put its best foot forward:



dude came out after the 32 year old russian "athlete of the year" winner (fuck you, ovechkin!) and proceeded to have his first jump/spin thingy land him right on his ass, where he then promptly slid into the wall.

so yeah, he came up from that position having a good cry.... meanwhile the kinda-bebe-neuwrith looking chick in the upper left kept on awkwardly smiling with these bursts of suppressed laughter that seemed to suggest she thought this guy coming out and promptly shitting the bed was the funniest thing she's seen since leaving her living quarters.



IN SOVIET RUSSIA THE TOILET FLUSHES YOU

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god damn, i thought they were exaggerating!!

http://thechive.com/2014/02/06/conditio ... 32-photos/

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on the bright side

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I bet nobody has seen these pics yet! http://thechive.com/2014/02/06/conditio ... 32-photos/

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dude... i JUST posted that!

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On an unrelated to those pictures note, you guys should check out The Chive website. It has a lot of good pics.


http://www.thechive.com

This is why nobody takes your comedy tips seriously.

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Skeleton getting more awesome:

http://deadspin.com/skeleton-helmets-ar ... 5/@barryap

Preview of the Opening Ceremonies .....

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Updates of the Opening Ceremonies ... if you care ...

http://q.usatoday.com/2014/02/07/sochi-olympics-opening-ceremony/

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This cracked me up. Shochi hotels felt they had to give the rules on using a toilet. They felt they needed to inform people that you shouldn't fish, defecate in the tank or karate kick the bowl.

I didn't understand why the stand up urination is illegal toilet use, however. Anybody?

the picture backs up what the wife always says. you either cant hit the target or it just splashes everywhere.

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Wait ..... you're married ???

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Glad you asked, I was curious about that comment also.

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He didn't say his wife...

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I like the guy on the bottom right trying to remove the RED X

I could swear I saw the same sign posted at Lakemoorfest 2012.

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holy shit this is awesome.....Russian Police choir playing Daft Punk's Get Lucky

http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/russia ... op-moments

^^ reviews coming in all day are that the opening ceremonies were unbelieveable. will have to watch tonight, even if bernsie doesnt want me to.

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Bob Costas got an eye infection from sleeping on a dirty Shochi hotel bed.

Bet his sheets have not been washed in months. If he took a black light to it he'd be shocked.

so far the opening is pretty fucking awesome. the olympic ring didnt open, im sure putin is gonna off someone for that but what a start so far...

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Sorry, I gotta interrupt these proceedings for a second. How the FUCK did I miss this chick in the Summer Olympics??

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

i dunno i think i see a couple split ends. pass

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Thumbs up.

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