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Killer V

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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:45 pm

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OK band geeks. Saw this on craigslist and had a chuckle. You should all apply! Who knows, you might make $50G!

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Wanted: Band to play our wedding - $50000

Reply to: sale-412993572@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-03, 4:17PM CDT

Are you in a band or know a band? Please help us!

The band that was suppose to play is no longer able to so we need to find a quick replacement,as we are getting married the end of the month! We need your help! Please help me out and make this bride happy.

Here's the information:
-Saturday September 29 2007 reception starts at 7 and will go until about midnight br> -Location: Navy Pier
-we are willing to pay $50,000
-you may invite one guest per person in the group (free food, open bar)
-we will cover hotel cost if you would like to stay at the hotel
-Formal wear is a MUST!

If this interests you and you are available to play please email me with the following:
- Band name and any type of link to hear your music or email us songs
- Number of band members/people would need to be there (not including your guests)
- How many would be interested in staying at the hotel so I can get you rooms
- Please let me know if you have any requirements from us

PLEASE ONLY EMAIL ME IF YOU CAN DO IT ON THIS DAY AND WILL BE THERE!

I might be forgetting things as my mind is going crazy right now, if you have any questions please ask
I would like to have a band picked and hired by this Friday!

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W_Z

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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:26 pm

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Doug?

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Soup Fan Anthony

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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:32 pm

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Doug...I can play guitar...and I could use a cut of that cash!

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Spaulding

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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:30 pm

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I play mean cowbell and triangle. Sign me up.

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Killer V

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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:26 am

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W_Z wrote:

Doug?

He'd probably have to come up with a more wedding-like band name like "Silver Bells" or "Death Do Us Part."

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:58 pm

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that can't be real. :lol:

"Death Do Us Part"
i like that.

or
"The bar closes at dinner"
or
"The chicken dance is burrito"

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My Coach Vinny

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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:18 pm

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50K for a wedding band? Navy Pier? Formal wear only? Will cover the hotel? Who is this?

I think we should get a board band together. We could call ourselves The Chairmen of The Board which will also provide a good segue for some Rat Pack tunes which are always a delight at weddings. I have never played a guitar with a suit on.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:24 pm

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Coach Crapowski wrote:

We could call ourselves The Chairmen of The Board .

Does that mean that Mao will be on the keytar?

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:48 pm

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but the lead singer has to be a black dude.

everyone wears green suits.
everyone wears a hat.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:29 pm

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Coach Crapowski wrote:

I have never played a guitar with a suit on.

I have. Its actually incredibly challenging. Remember that next time you see Elvis Costello.

I'd be all in for this as well. Bass, some guitar, and i dabble a little bit with the harmonica.

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W_Z

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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:39 am

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i have a keyboard.

ah, the chicago sports message board wedding band. nice ring to it!

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:16 am

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nice pun

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