Run naked through a cornfield!
Realize there are more than 3 stars in the sky!
Never get a pizza delivered again!
Get snowed in for 3 days at a time with no ability to go anywhere!
Own a horse!
Wake up to the smell of pigshit through your non-A/C'd open windows every Summer!
Take a couple beers for the drive to town!
Don't touch the vibrating wire fence!
Burn all your garbage!
Take 5 hours to mow your lawn!
Mow your lawn with a full-sized tractor!
Rats!
Cricks!!
People from the Suburbs are from the City and we hate them all!!!

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The most racist and bigoted of all!

Had to leave city to get away from the blacks, then the suburbs had to many so you had to move to the farm?

Just horrible!

Unconscionable!

What's the parking situation like?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Not bad. Farm girls get pretty lonely.

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....And in the end,the shit your oxen make is equal to the shit you Rake.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

contaminated wells!
toothless neighbors willing to barter!
meth labs!
no police to bother you!
no pesky environmental regulators!
artificially low property taxes!
Friday night get-togethers at the laundry mat!
Wild dogs!
They pay you to dump sludge on your land!
Dial-up modems!
Good chance your kid can be honor roll!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

ouch. that would be painful.



nah, any hick worth his F-350 (or the neighbor) has a front-mount snow plow, and maybe even a front-end loader tractor.




"Roadies". Gas stations in BFE Michigan all sell screw top cans of Miller products. First time I saw the lineup of singleton cans for sale in the front display shelf of the water cooler at a Meijer gas station--where most places have M&M Mars products--I laughed and smh. A couple more times of making the 6 hour trek up to TVC, the last half of which is a 150 miles of more deer per sq mile than people, I got the point of the roadie (and a tin of Altoids).

Disagree. If you have a half-mile lane of gravel, a front-end loader is going to be an all-day excursion which is no fun in sub-freezing with no cab. You're pretty much stuck until your neighbor with the street-wide thrower on the front of his tractor gets out of his mile-long driveway to get you out.

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shit kicker problems

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Aren't most farmers now millionaires that run multiple combines via GPS remote and have prices fixed by the Gubernment to make sure they make money?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

How far is the closest Cooper's Hawk?

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Their land value alone went up 10 fold in the past 5 years.

They just dont know where to spend their money.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Yes. All farmers became corporate millionaires.

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well, if you own 50 acres, you're a millionaire. most own hundreds if not thousands of acres.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

You left out the liberating experience of pissing in your own yard.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Yeah I do that here.
I have a pee tree. I pee on this tree... see, and like... it's sweet.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

If you're farming 50 acres, you need to reevaluate your overhead analysis.

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Much like the suburbs, there is meth.

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nope. they have fixed incomes, exactly the same as social security, that they get even if they dont produce anything. i know farmers getting this money. they work long days and nights.... for like 3 months a year. and they make $100k/yr without blinking an eye.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Didn't your beloved Dems just push thru another extension to that very farm bill???

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

Overalls?

Fresh eggs, and people named Cletus.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Gritts, slow it down a bit, chew some straw...I could do it for a week

My neighbor was named Cletus.

Nice guy.

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FARMER: Enjoy that mutton?

NEWMAN: It's delicious mutton. This is uh, this is outta sight. I would, I would love to get the recipe. It's very good.

FARMER: That cider too strong for you?

NEWMAN: No, no. I love strong cider. I'm a big, strong, cider guy.

FARMER: Gonna be milking Holsteins in the morning, if you'd like to lend a hand.

NEWMAN: You know, I don't really know that much about uh.. I don't have any.. I don't.. I don't think I know much about that.

FARMER: Ahh, Susie here'll teach you. Just gotta pull on the teat a little.

SUSIE: Nice having a big, strong, man around.

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