so my in laws were going to do some juicing detox as a couple. One of them cheated (really didn't even start) with food on the first day and backed out. They brought the one unused series of juices over as my wife had some interest. She said she couldn't do it. I made fun of her and her sister and now I've been roped into this thing. Three days of some kind of series of six juices per day. I figure I have this thing no problem ending with a sweet valentine's day reward for the accomplishment.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The mental pressure from not eating would make me crack.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Call the guy ARod used. He seems reputable.

3 days is nothing. You can reprogram your brain to not want to eat.

Go for 16 weeks.

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You know me like that.

Always have to be better than me, don't you.

Three days is perfect. Middle of the week when we are serving up leftovers for dinner and flavorless sandwiches for lunch.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I thought with you'd be a sexual dynamo and your wife couldn't get enough of you. Guess not.

Very current of you to be juicing. Let me know how it goes.

I'm serious.

You'd be surprised at how quickly you can learn to not ever be hungry. I need to get back to it.

But, I was forced into this realization that led to some serious weight loss.

Greatest tumor of all time.

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You know me like that.

Oh, yeah, he'll be wearing a jumpsuit and pulling a tugboat with his teeth in no time.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

It's all about heightening the anticipation.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'd wait til Thursday. Likely you'll start needing to be within sprinting distance of a shitter starting on Day 2 and ramping up through days 3 and 4.

Before or after you use Summer's Eve?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

by the way, I think the whole detox thing is bs.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Yea from what I've read it's better to do this detoxing when you have some vacation lined up.

Let me know if your fastball gets over 90. I'll set up a tryout for ya.

It's not.

Start with a liver cleanse. You cn see the actual stones that reside in your liver.

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I'd rather use a fat cleanse and finally see the stones that reside in my sack

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

3 days isnt enough to make a difference. at that point, your body is still 'detoxing'. not meaning that its getting rid of bad stuff, but its just getting used to the new food. and juice is very different, because of the enzymes and natural bacteria. it takes a couple weeks for your body to fully adjust, and after that is when you really start feeling it (feeling amazing, that is)

i dont really understand these 'juice fasts' though. why does everyone have to go to extremes when dieting? that is the worst thing you can do for your digestive system. instead, try adding the juice drinks to your normal eating habits for a week, then consciously turn down food a little each day until you replaced most of what you used to eat with juice. by then, youll find that you naturally like raw foods, and if you still have cravings for the old stuff just limit that to one day a week. having one 'freebie' day a week where you eat what you want can really help your motivation because it takes away that fear of losing those high moments when you eat things that you really like.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Common sense suggests that eating whatever the juice is made out of is far better for you nutritionally and digestively than drinking the juice.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

#Truth

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I'm drinking nothing but Diet Coke for the next 3 days to support you.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

better for digestion, yes, but juicing is wonderful for nutrient absorption. i dont question at all the effectiveness of juicing, but i do question the fasting diets where people dont eat any solid food for weeks.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

You'll be toothless in no time.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Those people are just losing a lot of muscle mass.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

You can drink juice and eat food. It is possible!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

It's actually the sugar in pop and juice that decays teeth. Diet drinks have food coloring, but they don't damage teeth.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

You're reading too much into it. I'm pretty sure Nas was just threatening Rick with physical violence.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

That's a smoothie. There are benefits to both.

I'm doing it because its there and I was challenged.

If I was dieting I'd just eat less. This is an unintended benefit of Lenten fasting

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This is my own personal hell.

Do I trust my dentist or "Mini Ditka"?

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Bit of a complication. Apparently these aren't fresh. Fuck that I'm going in anyway

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.