Dan Bernstein attempts to talk over Matty's 1 PM update, before even getting into transition.

Matt to Dan: What, five hours isn't enough for you?

I like it.

Things, people. Ripping on the Olympics, Bulls basketball is worthless, the Cubs are winning 5 WS in a row starting in two seasons, etc.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I agree that Matt is funny.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Whatever funny is , he's the opposite . He's brutally unfunny .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I find him funny at times when he goes at it with Bernsie especially. But only during their show. He should not try this crap on other shows when doing the update job.

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Elections have consequences.

Yeah, he shouldn't be allowed within 5' of a mic..fucking brutally unfunny .

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He's sort of like Mini Bernstein or Bizarro Bernstein. They are so antagonistic yet so much alike.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

You've had over 33,000 posts that were better than this one.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul