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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:26 am 
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Is that Murph's yellow pad?

That doughnut looks damn tasty.


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Had an embarassing moment presenting a potential new product in front of a dozen managers, 2 directors and
a VP. I am not a sales person at all so after my initial pitch the VP told me to stop and start over. I managed
to turn the tables and had the whole room laughing with my next facetious over the top presentation so that
helped me recoup a little bit of pride.

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Thursday should be a high of 56 with possible thunderstorms.

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T-Bone wrote:
Had an embarassing moment presenting a potential new product in front of a dozen managers, 2 directors and
a VP. I am not a sales person at all so after my initial pitch the VP told me to stop and start over. I managed
to turn the tables and had the whole room laughing with my next facetious over the top presentation so that
helped me recoup a little bit of pride.

and they were chanting T-Bone on your way out


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 14, 2014 11:29 am 
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We haven't had a working toilet in two weeks at my office. Big problems with frozen pipes. This has significantly cut down on my water and tea consumption, as I have to venture out to McDonald's anytime I need to pee.

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We haven't had a working toilet in two weeks at my office. Big problems with frozen pipes. This has significantly cut down on my water and tea consumption, as I have to venture out to McDonald's anytime I need to pee.

Pretty sure that is against all kinds of OSHA requirements.

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Thursday should be a high of 56 with possible thunderstorms.


LIAR!

(I only see maybe upper 40s)


Tomorrow, though, snow ... Sun/Mon weather is heavy on the Thibodeau (ICE!) ... :?

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redskingreg wrote:
We haven't had a working toilet in two weeks at my office. Big problems with frozen pipes. This has significantly cut down on my water and tea consumption, as I have to venture out to McDonald's anytime I need to pee.

Pretty sure that is against all kinds of OSHA requirements.

Well they have a dookie bucket so it's OK.

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redskingreg wrote:
We haven't had a working toilet in two weeks at my office. Big problems with frozen pipes. This has significantly cut down on my water and tea consumption, as I have to venture out to McDonald's anytime I need to pee.

Pretty sure that is against all kinds of OSHA requirements.


Probably. I just spend most of my days at clients' offices. I'll be in Lombard (HELLO) next week.

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LIAR!

(I only see maybe upper 40s)

You'll probably live to 50.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday thread!
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I still want to know why Chas was in Spaulding's dream.

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Darkside wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
LIAR!

(I only see maybe upper 40s)

You'll probably live to 50.


Not unlike the 1910s, there's a decade I don't want to live through ... oy ...

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I still want to know why Chas was in Spaulding's dream.


I know. He should so get outta there and get into her car (get into her car).

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I still want to know why Chas was in Spaulding's dream.


I know. He should so get outta there and get into her car (get into her car).

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Hawg Ass wrote:
I still want to know why Chas was in Spaulding's dream.
I know. He should so get outta there and get into her car (get into her car).

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Hello? Maybe it was him she was looking for.

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A guy at the office has brought donuts from Deerfield bakery with chocolate frosting on top and custard filled. I politely refuse but he insists I grab one. I

Last week I threw it in the garbage and this week I will do the same. I feel bad b/c they aren't cheap. But, donuts suck, frosting sucks and custard sucks. The trifecta of suck.


I respect the hell out of you but right now I want to reach through the internet and open palm slap you 14 times in the face.

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Kirkwood wrote:
A guy at the office has brought donuts from Deerfield bakery with chocolate frosting on top and custard filled. I politely refuse but he insists I grab one. I

Last week I threw it in the garbage and this week I will do the same. I feel bad b/c they aren't cheap. But, donuts suck, frosting sucks and custard sucks. The trifecta of suck.


I respect the hell out of you but right now I want to reach through the internet and open palm slap you 14 times in the face.

Can you make it 15 for me?

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 Post subject: Re: Friday thread!
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I don't understand the donut love, either.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday thread!
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I spent 6 hours working on a problem yesterday and this morning. Got fed up, rolled it back, and by doing it a different way I fixed it in about 15 minutes.

So, the moral of the story is: Give up quickly.


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Right now Dolphin and Doc are both very conifdent that they are the person from Spaulding's dream but they dont want to jinx it by posting...

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 Post subject: Re: Friday thread!
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I'm stuck out of town in a hotel due to weather. Second time this month that I've been stuck on a Friday night. Southerners are pussies and can't deal with snow.


My wife was in Dallas last week. Two inches of snow caused a complete ground stop at the airport, and she had to stay an extra night. Then AA lost her luggage.

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Good work in this thread by Kirkwood. People need to be reminded more often how much donuts suck.

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Right now Dolphin and Doc are both very conifdent that they are the person from Spaulding's dream but they dont want to jinx it by posting...


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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Right now Dolphin and Doc are both very conifdent that they are the person from Spaulding's dream but they dont want to jinx it by posting...


I have no such belief in jinxes. Let me just say that I consider this to be extremely flattering, but I am very happily married.

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T-Bone wrote:
Had an embarassing moment presenting a potential new product in front of a dozen managers, 2 directors and
a VP. I am not a sales person at all so after my initial pitch the VP told me to stop and start over. I managed
to turn the tables and had the whole room laughing with my next facetious over the top presentation so that
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and they were chanting T-Bone on your way out



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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I spent 6 hours working on a problem yesterday and this morning. Got fed up, rolled it back, and by doing it a different way I fixed it in about 15 minutes.

So, the moral of the story is: Give up quickly.


billable hours


... and members of Billable Hours ...

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I had an erotic dream last night and a poster from here was in it. I feel very weird this morning.


Was it a cameo, like pee wee herman playing the waiter in blues brothers?

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Don Tiny wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I spent 6 hours working on a problem yesterday and this morning. Got fed up, rolled it back, and by doing it a different way I fixed it in about 15 minutes.

So, the moral of the story is: Give up quickly.


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You asshole. I cracked up at this, and I do not know why.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Right now Dolphin and Doc are both very conifdent that they are the person from Spaulding's dream but they dont want to jinx it by posting...


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:lol: :lol:

Check out that fat guy in blue. First it looks like he can't get out of his seat, then he has trouble taking his blue top layer off. What a loser :lol:

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