Listen to the stream. She's in every other ad. She's pumping some Valentine's Day spot lately.

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those 888-709-LIMO commercials have popped up to become the PTFB that's usually reserved for K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS!!!! i mean yeah you hear the jingle enough and whatever, its catchy and i reckon i'd be proud of it too if i were them.... but all of these reads lately that go on and on and then drop the 888-709-LIMO name = oh no you're gonna go into that 30 second spot with the stupid theme song aren't you? and invariably, yes, they are..... i mean i make it to the first few notes/drum-hitches of the proper jingle just to make sure i'm listening for that one time where the read doesn't go into the jingle..... but alas they're perfect thus far, which means it's over to thom hartmann or talkSPORT until i know it's safe to come back and get yelled at by my favorite local sports demagogue.

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same lunacy that is towne stone "ITS NOT ABOUT THE RATE (it should be) ITS ABOUT THE MONTHLY (rape) PAYMENT!

and i cant believe a station that was so outraged with steroids in baseball now push the drugs to their listeners and their kids!

oh, lets not forget the "virus cleaner" computer ads... those are never a scam! same with the FREE CRUISE TO THE BAHAMAS! remember- THERES NO CATCH just a small court fee and everything is FREE!

then you have the elitist CBS MARKETING RESEARCH that is directed towards an audience of what i have to imagine to consist of 100 people tops in the city.

the score is nothing but scammer ads. its so sad, it used to be ads for local business, but ever since they sold out to CBS they have whored out all of their quality.

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Oh yeah, that CBS Marketing Masters thing where they interview, like, Allstate Mayhem Guy and also someone from the ad agency who created Allstate Mayhem Guy? I have no idea why those even run.

I was getting tired of the Chase spots where the Malnati's guy says "we picked Chase because their values are really similar to ours." Barf.

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"Driving in my car BEEP BEEP..."

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Great jingle

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+1. Makes me chuckle a little bit every time.

The KFC selfie phone video commercials are fucking terrible. Less video more chicken.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

+2

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In fairness, I do fondly remember the Mike North ads for bachelor parties at Hawthorn: "They THROW the strippers at ya!"

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yeah, fuck that stupid ass mom who feeds her family toast for dinner

Nort did an ad for a car dealership, many moons ago. He was talking up one of the new conversion vans, and he said, "it has carpeting nicer than my house!".

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Port fee. But otherwise, spot on. Evidently, scamming pays big time. They sure do have loads of cash to spend on radio ads. I used to think it reflected poorly on us as an audience, but now I suspect there's just more to be gained by fleecing the idiots than trying to advertise actual worthwhile products, so long as you can find an outlet sleazy enough to allow it.

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Fuck you.

Fuck you.

You're cool.

Fuck you, I'm out.


But in seriousness, fuck that ad and everyone who doesn't hate it with every fiber of their being.

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Matt... you make life worth living because of your work in this thread.
Don't ever change. You know what I mean.

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There's a Comcast commercial where a guy is about to tell us how much of a better ISP Comcast is than U-Verse. However, he can't access all the information he needs because he's using an oh-so-slow U-Verse connection. I don't think he identifies himself as a U-Verse customer, so why would someone presumably working for Comcast be using U-Verse as their ISP? Did I miss something at the beginning of the commercial.

There is also a Townstone Financial commercial where David Hochberg wants to know how many reverse mortgages those celebrity endorsers have done because they haven't done as many as he has. No one thinks Henry Winkler is doing the paperwork on their reverse mortgage, David.

Ummmmm speak for yourself Tad.

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Suburban mom pumping gas with the mega bass thumping in her minivan, swelling the windows, slips the credit/dbit card into her front pocket, then flashes the club dance move.

Multiple players of FAIL, she should be banned from the actors guild and the creator of the ad drawn and quartered.

Getting sick of these commercials about the blind.

And, yeah, the background music/noise of that Comcast commercial strikes a nerve like no other. Don't know what it is, but it pisses me off every time I hear it. Same goes for some ad about whatever your strongest muscle it. I immediately turn off my radio the second I hear that ad start.

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I actually went to the "Non-24" website to find out what the hell the disorder is (some kind of circadian rhythm thing) and ended up even more confused.

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They fixed it after 6 months.

Coincidence? Of course not.

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At least half of the time, the McDonalds commercial with the "two diva bosses" totally cuts out the first diva boss. You only get the second one, demanding extra big mac sauce. So pathetic.

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These fucking State Farm commercials are so fucking awful. Goddamnit, State Farm, if that's the best you can do when trying to be funny, you need to just stop trying to be funny.

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Those are terrible. Are the bosses from Malnati's going to be killing themselves?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

He says it as if it is common knowledge that blind people have trouble sleeping at night. I had no idea.

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I drive an Altima, so I sleep on my stomach.

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Yeah, well I have Ankleosing Spondillitis. I have to sleep on my dick.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

"My blindness doesn't hold me back........ but I have this disorder that only blind people seem to have that keeps me from sleeping so I can't function during the day. So I guess my blindness does actually hold me back....Maybe I'll just confuse you further by no being able to enunciate and having 3/4 of the people listening to this commercial think i just said Nine Twenty Four...."

Jake From State Farm is Academy Award material compared to these.