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Furious Styles

Post subject: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 2:13 pm

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Thanks for adding absolutely nothing, jackasses. Everyone else but you understands what is meant by "the smell of natural gas."

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Makalu G

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:52 pm

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Yeah, but they add the smell to natural gas...

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spanky

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:53 pm

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Makalu G wrote:

Yeah, but they add the smell to natural gas...

I think they do that because natural gas is odorless. It's for our own safety.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:53 pm

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Ross, what else do they add smell to?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:54 pm

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Is this natural gas organic? I have a self diagnosed gluten allergy and need to know.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:55 pm

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He who smelt it, speculatively sold it

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Makalu G

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:55 pm

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spanky wrote:

Makalu G wrote:

Yeah, but they add the smell to natural gas...

I think they do that because natural gas is odorless. It's for our own safety.

Don't think that doesn't go unappreciated, because it does...

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spanky

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:56 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Is this natural gas organic? I have a self diagnosed gluten allergy and need to know.

The gas is organic but the smell, which they add because natural gas is odorless, has some msg in it.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:57 pm

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people who tell you natural gas is odorless never ate a big bowl of oatmeal for breakfast.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:58 pm

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Sure is cold outside.

Have a nice day!

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Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 4:06 pm

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Natural gas is gluten free, but is refined in a facility that may have contains tree nuts at one time or other.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 4:21 pm

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I was eating a twix the other day and it said on the wrapper 'may contain peanuts'. I've eaten a shitload of twix bars in my life and have yet to come across a peanut. Fuck this allergy bullshit. Time to toughen up. I'm starting to get allergic to shrimp and shellfish but you dont see me stopping. I just power through it. My throat starts itching like a motherfucker but it's worth it.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 4:26 pm

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What am I, hard of smelling?

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 5:05 pm

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Those people have obviously never smelled my natural gas.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 5:46 pm

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Maybe Mike North knows!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:54 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

If anybody ever says a bad word about the Twix bar, I am sure I would have them taken out at the knees at least.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:58 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I was eating a twix the other day and it said on the wrapper 'may contain peanuts'.

well then don't buy the peanut butter kind anymore!

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:13 pm

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And you! How many Twix does that make for you, today? Like, 8 Twix?

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:21 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Sure is cold outside.

Have a nice day!

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Chus

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 11:35 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

And you! How many Twix does that make for you, today? Like, 8 Twix?

One of your guys, Kip or Ned, short name...stole my Twix candy bar!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:01 am

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All I want, is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired :twisted:

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:06 am

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Furious Styles wrote:

And you! How many Twix does that make for you, today? Like, 8 Twix?

No.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:56 am

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Lem or Moe or Sol is not going to get away with this.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: People who tell you natural gas is odorless

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:49 pm

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Natural Gas isn't completely odorless. It does have some odor, it's just hard to detect and easy to miss. So they add fart smell.

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