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Frank Coztansa
 Post subject: Re: Proflowers.com
PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:08 am 
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LT. MARTEL: I'm not interested in your explanations, Kramer! Sure, I bet you've got a million of 'em. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Well, I've got another theory you're a weed.

KRAMER: No...

LT. MARTEL: Society is filled with them. They're choking the life out of the all pretty flowers.

(KRAMER SOBS)

LT. MARTEL: You see something even remotely pretty and you have to choke the life out if it, don't you Kramer?

(KRAMER CRIES)

LT. MARTEL: You killed all the pretty flowers, didn't you Kramer? You killed the pretty little flowers, didn't you? You dirty, filthy, stinky weed! Didn't you?








Seriously though, I have used proflowers about a dozen times over the years and only once had an issue where the flowers died pretty quick. I sent some to my wife's work a few days before our wedding, and they were wilted, but still alive when we got back from our honeymoon 14 days after they were delivered.

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 Post subject: Re: Proflowers.com
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Hank Scorpio
 Post subject: Re: Proflowers.com
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I have used them as well and they dont look good at first but last a really long time. It is weird how they come in a UPS box though.

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I was offered a full refund, or replacement flowers delivered when I choose, or a gift card to their online family of shops for my original amount + $10.

Not bad. I'll get the rebate and order her something some day random like. She'd dig that.

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Frank Coztansa
 Post subject: Re: Proflowers.com
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Fuck that. She already got flowers. You take that giftcard and get yourself something.

You should also take that $10 and get 5 frozen pizzas. Because when shitty pizza is 5/ $10, you buy 'em. Then you call me and tell me where you got those babies on sale.

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Oh yeah, they're going to die anyway.


Well of course they are, but it's still probably a good idea to buy them some flowers from time to time.

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Then you call me and tell me where you got those babies on sale.


What...are you using my babies now?

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Don Tiny wrote:
No Clever Moniker wrote:
Oh yeah, they're going to die anyway.


Well of course they are, but it's still probably a good idea to buy them some flowers from time to time.

I agree...

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lipidquadcab wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
No Clever Moniker wrote:
Oh yeah, they're going to die anyway.


Well of course they are, but it's still probably a good idea to buy them some flowers from time to time.

I agree...

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Fuck that. She already got flowers. You take that giftcard and get yourself something.

You should also take that $10 and get 5 frozen pizzas. Because when shitty pizza is 5/ $10, you buy 'em. Then you call me and tell me where you got those babies on sale.

:lol: :lol: Dear god. That's... pretty funny. And sad. Your post in the first album section about the walter album reminded me of when you fed fried chicken to my cat and he honked on my rug.


Good times.

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