Drink it down. Feel the stupid flow through your veins.

The boys are live today from the Iron Horse Saloon in Lockport for a special Thursday edition of the Who Needs Two Tavern Tour. Today’s show will feature a live WYC, and possibly a special Thursday movie review from Bob.

I encourage you to listen to the show and agree with everything Dan says. Basically, the same thing as Terry does, sans a paycheck.

Bernstein is such a pussy. Mac seemed like he was baiting Bernstein by saying how much the NBA sucks, bores him, and how he loves the NHL. Bernsie basically said "Great, watch what you enjoy." Mac was trying to get Dan to say he's racist for saying that, as Dan does to just about any caller, but instead Dan went on about how they (you know, the people whose thoughts he supposedly doesn't care about) ALWAYS say they don't like the NBA because of all the black people.

Whenever he's confronted, he denies he ever made the asinine blanket statement and everything goes back to the mysterious they who only speak to Dan through text and Twitter...even though there's never any proof of it.

I thought Mac was going to go after him anyway. You cold tell he just decided to drop it while biting his tongue.

_________________

at what point does dan put the kibosh on the crosstalk segment. i imagine this will be happening soon.

since Mac has been back he's had a hard time hiding his dislike of Bernstein. Seems like once a day he'll take a veiled shot at bernstein during his show. I dont watch the video stream, but I can only imagine mcneil is wanting to do the "jerk off" mechanic anytime bernstein starts rambling about statisitcs and other bs during transition

I don't believe tranny is streamed.

_________________
-- source

You're right, they wouldnt be able to stream it because terry is barely in studio

not at this point, it is not.

_________________
Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Same goes for Spiegel

_________________
-- source

we need a B&B bingo card. "flipping his hips" would have to be on there.

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

When Bernsie was trying to figure out why the Bulls were better since Deng was traded I wanted to scream. Where are your stats! Where is dick head from Davenport! The numbers tell you everything!

_________________
Elections have consequences.

the bulls are probably the only team that tries hard for 90% of regular season games... most other legit playoff teams are near the 50% mark

Maybe Deng just isn't very good? (shrug?)

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

OK, I'm getting sick of this One Step charity stuff. Does Bernsie pay for this air-time? Does every host get the same leeway with respect to their favorite charities?

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Dan really does hurt his charity cuz he's the front man and people hate him.

Think about it.

I think Dan said that there are only 130 seats for this tournament. He's been plugging it for at least 2 months on Chicago's #1 rated afternoon show for men. It's not sold out by now? Really? Wow.

Not enough phone books on hand to boost up Danny to camera level...

It would be pretty funny if they shotgunned Bernsie reading one of those emails.

_________________
You know me like that.

I guess you have impressed Bernsie with your crap when he breaks into Paula Dean voice for her words in it. This segment really is done and over for a long time.

_________________
Elections have consequences.

anybody remember Don Cooper saying spring training was b.s. in one sentence, then saying in the next conversation that Johnson could play himself on the team if he performs in spring training?

_________________
Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

That Mike Ingram crap wasn't even near the essence. It was "someone said something Dan Bernstein wouldn't like. Shame on him!"

_________________

yeah for me nowadays who ya crappin is whatever the inverse/antithesis of appointment radio is, in that i make it a point to specifically avoid it (just like when i hear GUESS WHAT?!?!1 BOB IN NILES / MIKE IN MILWAUKEE IS COMING UP)

besides, WYC doubly never had a chance today when the aphex kick is getting up to tahnaiya russell - scirem

_________________

So Zawaski is paired with the unlistenable Abbattacola for the Blackhawks game on Saturday . Well at least all the help getting hired somewhere else is giving him more chances to be bad at hosting .

_________________
Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Don't forget

finite
advanced metrics
Twitter
Anything about his son being being a boy genius .
wang whipping

_________________

Terry kept hitting the fact that Incognito bought his parents a house really hard and intimating that that made them scumbags. li'l danny didn't want to get too close to that one because unlike dumbass Terry, he's smart enough to realize that whenever a football playing brother buys mama a house it's a heartwarming story.

_________________
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Bernsie did touch on this but made clear by quote "Incognito did not grow up in a ghetto but suburban NJ".

_________________
Elections have consequences.

That's all this segment is now. A funny call now and then surrounded by Danny sycophants calling in about something they know he will like. The worst are the e-craps, you can almost hear Danny enjoying the fellatio as he reads them.

_________________

Who doesn't enjoy a nice fellating, verbal or otherwise?

_________________

Here's a theory for you. li'l danny doesn't really like the segment anymore. I believe I've even heard him suggest as much, but it's the one thing Terry has left of himself. This is Terry's signature segment, not really B&b's. If that's the case, I can see the little asshole getting his kicks by subverting the thing into what it has become: a bunch of asslickers lining up to call and e-mail seeking his favor.

_________________
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Is there anything more Willie Mays with the Mets than asking Terry what then manometer says?

_________________
Elections have consequences.

And I think Mac's quote on WYC was "it should have been shotgunned 5 years ago". Or something like that.