i am clapping my ass off right now. more than a prostitute.

and the rug of the year award goes to.....travolta. holy shit man....you arent even trying to hide the fact that its fake.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

jonah hill has been replaced by marc silverman. let's see if anyone notices the difference.

Did he just win a grammy and an oscar in the same year?

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jared leto...lol. not a very good speech writer.

+1 for the 12 Years a Salve comments.

Jim Carrey's Bruce Dern impression made me lol.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

i like channing's brother drederick better.

Who was the woman up there with McConaughey? She looked like she had some unfortunate plastic surgery.

kim novak. she was hot back in her day..."vertigo". poor woman. looks horrible now with all that shit.

Random Picture Montage.

Blech.

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Learn to speak Effron!

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sally field had some trouble too.

Jesus Christ with a crowbar .... how the fuck are there so many people up there that can't read basic English words.

That black woman just got a couple dozen dates singing the national anthem.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I thought Angela Lansbury was dead.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Then we have Spacey, way above the majority of folks in that room in probably every way conceivable.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Spaceys impressions are great.

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Spacey should host.

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oh no...tyler perry?!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Tyler Perry? Really?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I can't believe he's not nominated for anything.

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I'm sure there's a tremendous amount of pressure in Hollywood to look young and/or a certain way, but I wish these lovely women would just grow old gracefully and not turn themselves into that. Courtney Cox is going to wind up looking like that.

i don't know how madea keeps escaping oscar attention.

Amen to that. In the words of Greg Giraldo:

They used to look their age. Now they don't even look their species.

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Sally Field.

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My girlfriend swears she just saw Nelson Mandela in the audience...for the third time...

...Bono not exactly sounding his best tonight...

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