Holy shit, bros, this was supposed to be killer. So T-Y and Chandy are all, "Bros let's have an Oscar party!" and I'm like, no? And they're all why. I'm like because I'm not a homo? They're like...no bro, chicks LOVE Oscar parties. They watch the red carpet bullshit and go cray all over the dresses and shit. It's supposed to like, make them all wet or whatever. So me and Trev are like...whatevs brah. If you're wrong about this you are gonna be sad as fuck.

So they invite a bunch of chicks that we used to know and shit through Facebook. Like Chandler puts on an event and invites a bunch of hot chicks. Heather Boroguala, Alyssa Bates, Tara DiNardo, among others...I'd been wanting to bang Tara for like ever brah.

So he orders a ton of shit from Taco Bell, which I'm all...I fuckin' love that shit. But girls aren't gonna want that shit. You gotta go with KFC. But he doesn't listen...so whatever. He also orders some pizzas and shit too...and we got like 40 people sayin' they're comin'. Chandler's pops is out of town and leaves him his sweet ass condo for the weekend. So we get all fucked up on Saturday while hittin' the town.

But like...so we're expecting these bitches to show up around 5 or 6. But nothin'...dude, NO ONE shows up...it's just me, Brendan, Brendan's bitch ass girlfriend, Chandy, T-Y, and Trev. Troy was MIA, bro I don't know what the fuck happened with that bromosapien. Last time I saw him he was doin' the cha cha slide at Megan Pfistic's house party last summer.

But yeah so like...we eat all this shitty food, and get fucked up...and I'm all I don't give a shit about some long haired ass dude givin his mom a pizza slice! Where the fuck are the chicks at? I want some action! Man fuck this, fuck this "Gravity" bullshit ass--I'm supposed to care about some 40 year old snatch stuck up in space? And some black and white bullshit about some grumpy old man yellin' at MacGruber? The Oscars blow, bro. We were sad as fuck but Chandler swore up and down they were comin'...so he posts this sad status on his FB this morning like a wad...

Too many Oscars, not enough Golden Globes.

Like what the fuck is that weaksauce bruh? So I think all these bitches unfriended him. But he's still fucking following them on instagram. I told him he's gonna get fuckin' arrested for harassment if he keeps it up. He's such a dumbfuck. Fuck the Oscars, brah. For reals.

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Dude, you are my bro.

You been missing some easy targets lately.

This would be 'Missys" OSCAR party that Wayne and his bros went to and was so lame, but they went anyways because of the hot chicks that would be there.

Not even a poser of a single hetero guy is having an Oscars party

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

One of the worst mults. Sorry to whomever you are. I'd rather read Mangino---and he was awful.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

It is a very ironic mult in my mind

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I've never agreed with the first part and completely disagreed with second part of a post as much as this

Well done

Which mults you like?

Wars have been started over lesser statements than this.

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Anyone that doesn't like Mangino is a commie bastard

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I agree, Zach does suck

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Wayne kind of looks like a guy who lived on my floor freshman year of college. He was an actor, and moved to CA and was in a few sitcoms and a bunch of TV movies...as actors often do.

Who was it?

Paul Scherrer. Apparently he hasn't been in anything since 2001:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0771121/

Honestly, not many. Most were just coma-inducing in their tedium. The "jokes" were shit befitting a CBS primetime sitcom. I can't really cast stones, though, considering my own history. But hey if it amuses you what's the harm?

I liked Dim O'Braincell, Rooney (at times), Potter, and Evil Jack. Maybe a few more but I can't remember any other names right now.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Quite naturally.

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You know me like that.

devin and michael jeffery jordan are good.

rip bobby heenan

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Dr Ken is the mult king


Gekko was great, too


I used to love the mults made for one post. I understand it was a pain in the ass for BigFan but when someone created Capt Jack Ross mult just to respond to a post saying "So it was approximately 22 minutes by foot?" I lolololololololold

I tried making a CarnacTheMagnificent mult a couple weeks ago. It did not get approved

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There's a relief!!!

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Don't celebrate yet. My "Hawg's Easter Carp" mult request hasn't been denied just yet!

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In general, I agree with this and have complained about unfunny mults as much as anyone here, but Mangino was awesome. Couldn't disagree more with you on him.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I don't know if Gloopan is a mult, but his avatar always made me laugh.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Me too. Especially when Mac responds to him and you think about Mac sitting there arguing with a guy with a NO MAC ALLOWED avatar

Gloopan & SID are KS mults that BF hasn't deleted yet.

Ever notice Frank get upset at things? Especially the things I do?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Maybe it's you.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I have never considered that as a possible option

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

There was a guy that I worked with back in my office days, he had that swamp ass that chubby guys who don't wash their butts have. He'd ask all the time... what's that smell. Finally one day the old broad receptionist told him it's you... your butt always smells.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

So, you are saying frank is behind me?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I just love the puppy love you two share.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014